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Nutty supervisor

Submitted by tonton on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 22:27.
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One day, top management decided that it would be a ‘step in the right direction’ to get an assistant for our overworked CFO. It turned out the decision was not so smart since the CFO was not willing to delegate anything to anyone, least of all a new recruit. When the new guy was finally brought in, he was given pretty much the same tasks that we did with the added onus of coordinating and supervising our work - big job since that meant trying to control and supervise four unruly, laid back junior accountants.


So Fucking Bored!

Submitted by reallyreallybor... on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 21:58.

I have been doing this more then 3 years now....Bored! I am the only one in the office right now because the other person in here is sick today.
I gave my notice about 8 months ago and they talked me into staying....hmmmm. I haven't really done anything since then..My boss doesn't work. She goes out to her "Sales Call" but then calls from home, The Mall, where ever...
and then comes back to work and asks me if things got taken care of....Oh yeah...they're done! Sure! Whatever you want boss! All taken care of...


Fucking amazing

Submitted by KingGraham on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 19:39.

WOW, I finally found a job. I'm glad I got that fucking college degree. It didn't seem worth it at the time, but I'm glad I worked years and years and years to earn a piece of paper that GOT ME A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AS A CASHIER MAKING $7.50/HR.


It gets old after awhile

Submitted by tiredofu on Mon, 05/12/2008 - 01:17.
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This goes out to that psycho whom loves creating a drama scene each week and tries to draw others into their weekly bull!
Working for the second in command does not mean you are entitled to air your complaints as I walk by your office. Nor does it mean I want to hear randomly why you hate our boss. Nor does it mean I care about what you have to say. Nor does it mean I have to agree with your grievances and complaints. I just work here! Get over yourself or find another job! Oh and by the way stop player hating on me--you do not know me well enough to!

So Tired of hearing your mouth!


The stuff of management

Submitted by tonton on Sun, 05/11/2008 - 12:53.
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Ever had a manager with a rotten habit? Ever had a manager with a rotten attitude?


I don't even know what to call this...

Submitted by wolfietherat on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 05:07.
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I deleted my rant, f them, they get no more time in my head.


This job is for you

Submitted by tonton on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 04:21.
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Whenever you see job postings you can bet that they are as fictitious and devious as any type of advertising. What makes them even worse is the fact that the firms that put them on pride themselves with being ethical and professional. Case in point is the adverts that used to interest me most – those for positions in accounting departments at auditors or financial service firms. The promises are many; career prospects, work-life balance, options to work overseas, gain experience, support advancement, unleashing your potential.


I wasn't going to bother.. but what the hell..

Submitted by PennyOnTheDollar on Sun, 05/04/2008 - 21:54.
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I just about gave up on this website- I figured what the fuck, nothing ever changes- why bother writing about it- but then again- I had the fucking twat bitch start her shit again and I'm thinking it's just a matter of time before I get the shove- seems when I stand up for myself is when I get shoved out of a job and then I spend months looking again- hopeful that I will find the right job and be happy for the next 10 years.. (nah) The bitch started uyp with me a few nights ago, giving all her mates 25 min.


Savvy smartpants

Submitted by tonton on Sat, 05/03/2008 - 13:30.
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If you work for a firm that puts business attire high on its agenda, then you are not alone. Most audit/accountant firms like the one I work for are sticklers for appearance. The big plus point of being in such a firm is that you can earn merits with the least effort. Take a look at your boss or immediate senior and if they wear shirts with French cuffs and cufflinks, do the same. Invest in a collection of assorted neckties and rotate daily – a boldly striped tie can avert attention from your ageing pinstripe and is cheaper than a suit.


Another day - another resume

Submitted by SpilledCoffee on Sat, 05/03/2008 - 02:35.
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I hated my last sales job at financial services company. Money had been great, except that I was financing construction and industrial equipment and the economy turned. Well, not turned - stopped- home construction came to a halt. My sales numbers tanked, everyone slowed except our dept Suck Up. She kept getting plum accounts not affected by the recession. Layoff rumors were rampant and when I heard rumors of our division closing, I jumped ship. Right into the frickin' ocean without a life jacket I might add. Landed in manufacturing sales.


WALL goes up today

Submitted by Bent II on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 05:22.

Impermeable, and bullet proof. This is the only way to go forward.

End of. No more. This is the time. I am no longer vulnerable. I am done. No more feeling. No more Sucker. Empathy is no longer an option. It has been sucked out of me today and I have learned. Finally, 30 years in the learning. Empathy has no value, but to make you weak and open to parasitical suffering and pain.


What Should I Do?

Submitted by faerycatcher85 on Wed, 04/23/2008 - 23:54.
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The security guard at my job is making me feel insecure. When he first started talking to me, he was acting pretty nice (actually, pretty flirtatious). However, a few days later he calls me dumb (some people are so full of themselves!)


Only good in China

Submitted by BrianInChina on Wed, 04/23/2008 - 14:01.
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Okay.. so everyone hates the Chinese products and "goons and thugs" identities are basically true.. The one good thing about working in China is that YOU get to tell these fuckers to FUCK OFF !! The companies have no power to control the Americans working here... We can simply go back to the most powerful and greatest country in the world and they are stuck in this shit hole. These people will wine and dine you till your fat as a horse without any cost to you..The woman are eager to please and WOW !


New job requirements for all employees

Submitted by jobsarehell on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 19:06.

Wanna get a job these days? Be prepared to be a slave. Here are some requirements for a job AD from an unnamed company, but actual posting. Notice some of the more interesting requirements which I have marked with ***:

Be at least 21 years of age for DOT covered positions OR have a minimum of 3 years professional driving experience with a Class 'B' CDL.

High School Diploma / GED equivalent.

Class “B” CDL meeting DOT requirements or Class B Permit - Must be willing and able to obtain Class B License within 2 weeks of hire date.


Wow... Hired, Fired, unemployed again!

Submitted by KingGraham on Mon, 04/21/2008 - 18:50.

Well, it's been a while. I found a job at a local publishing company back towards the beginning of March. It was a pretty shitty little job--answering e-mails for the deadbeat morons trying to get their book published. Well, succeeding usually since this wasn't a real publisher. They published anything, no matter how shit it was, then tried to make money off people's friends and family members buying their shitty book.