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Using the Kings English

Submitted by Urban Teacher on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 23:18.
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As I proceed to the last 20 weeks of this God forsaken school year....I have yet another gripe..

My boss, who was raised in the US of A...cannot use the past or the future tense correctly in a sentence...example

"I am going to the board yesterday"

" We should do that thing about yesterday...tommorrow..."

By nature, I am not a violent person..but I would like to beat this person to death with a dictionary...

I could imagine CSI coming in...taking the photos of the body, examining the pages that had fluttered about the room
in the course of the grisly attack...

The other VP breathes like Darth Vadar...now that is annoying during a conversation...I am continually looking around for my Wookie and wondering when I should warm up the Milennium Falcon...


Using the Kings English

Submitted by Urban Teacher on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 23:18.
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As I proceed to the last 20 weeks of this God forsaken school year....I have yet another gripe..

My boss, who was raised in the US of A...cannot use the past or the future tense correctly in a sentence...example

"I am going to the board yesterday"

" We should do that thing about yesterday...tommorrow..."

By nature, I am not a violent person..but I would like to beat this person to death with a dictionary...

I could imagine CSI coming in...taking the photos of the body, examining the pages that had fluttered about the room
in the course of the grisly attack...

The other VP breathes like Darth Vadar...now that is annoying during a conversation...I am continually looking around for my Wookie and wondering when I should warm up the Milennium Falcon...


My boss is a jerk!

Submitted by Uncle_Meat on Tue, 01/15/2008 - 00:55.
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So I'm this high paid middle class computer jockey and so is my boss. He just thinks he knows more than me. Over the weekend we had some IT mainframe issue blow up. Stated briefly, he made the wrong decision and forced me against my better judgement, which was made known to him early on. Today I had to drag my nose through the mud to clean up the whole mess he had me create, dodging emails and phone calls all f'ing day. None of this had to happen. There was no reason or evidence to suspect the direction we took to solve the nightly computer run stream problem had anything to do with it. It just opened the door to human error (ME!).


Illegitimi Non Carborundum:

Submitted by DLW_RFS on Tue, 01/15/2008 - 01:26.

. . . this “mock Latin” phrase translates as “don't let the bastards get you down.”

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