fuck this job.com

We got a new boss and he expects me to learn project management in a few weeks. I tried reading books and shit but I just can't grasp the concepts. He's a fucking certified PMP so how in the fuck can I garner that knowledge in two weeks. I've been sleeping like shit for the last few weeks. I'm just so sick of feeling like I'm gonna get fired any day now. I've just completed a freelance project for my old boss and he was really happy with it. I'm thinking of quitting this job, pays $20.50/hour, and going back to my old one that pays $11/hour.

The Haiku in Fight Club

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
-- Fight Club

WARNING

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of
this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other
things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better
way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you
give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're