fuck this job.com

Wanna get a job these days? Be prepared to be a slave. Here are some requirements for a job AD from an unnamed company, but actual posting. Notice some of the more interesting requirements which I have marked with ***:

Be at least 21 years of age for DOT covered positions OR have a minimum of 3 years professional driving experience with a Class 'B' CDL.

High School Diploma / GED equivalent.

Class “B” CDL meeting DOT requirements or Class B Permit - Must be willing and able to obtain Class B License within 2 weeks of hire date.