fuck this job.com

Hello dear people. My project finishes this month after 2 years. It's been my longest contract since the dot com crash, and excellent in parts. But... much woe and labour has been caused to me by the incompetent cunts that make up Accenture Consulting.

Who are Accenture Consulting and why do they require detailed bile? Glad you asked!:

Some may recall Andersen Consulting - they were rebranded Accenture. Omnipresent in airports for the last decade, are posters of Tiger Woods inviting executives to "Be a Tiger!" and so experience the benefits of positive synergy.

It may be purely out of guilt that I feel compelled to state the obvious.

For all my ranting and raving here, the one positive thing I may have never voiced is my honest and true respect for the people who actually run the company I work for.

Although all the usual shit goes on and probably always will, the people who run the operation are actually very ethical and odd as it may sound, care about every single person who works for the company.