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I guess by now you've heard about the minimum wage increase. Well, in case you haven't, here are the wonderful details: it jumped 70 whole cents from $5.85 to $6.55. Before you explode from adulation, let me send a hearty congratulations to all you minimum wage workers who will undoubtedly also orgasm upon receiving your $28 per week increase. Maybe we'll read some blogs from them, if they could afford a computer.