fuck this job.com

ive been here in my cube (aka Hell without the fun of talking to Satan) for 1.5 hours. i may have typed one word, im not sure if i did or not.

it did occur to me that the funniest way to die would be to have a brain aneurism. i understand its quick, with little commotion.

ok, i shouldnt laugh at that. my sister's best friend died like that.

Guess what? The store is going to hire another worthless piece of shit they call a specialist! He starts Monday-though he'll be in training for about a week before he's out on the salesfloor. The two they already have are beginning to sweat- gee, fuck me out of money (and promotion) but you won't be able to screw this guy around. I'm looking forward to seeing three of them now fight for file folders like wolves over a scrap of carrion..

Many career advisors claim that a post-interview thank you letter does the following:

reminds interviewer of your skills and qualifications
displays your courteous nature
shows your sincere appreciation for the interviewer’s time and consideration for the position

As Penn and Teller say, “That’s Bullshit!”