fuck this job.com

why do people feel the need to talk about their personal lives at work all the time ...All the time. All the Time. All the Time. ALL THE TIME!

Bitch the Boss: Sorry I took so long on that call, it’s just that he’s been on the boat fishing and I never get to talk to him blah blah blah blah
Me: Oh yeah
Bitch the Boss: sniff sniff..... I think I am getting a cold, I feel stuffed up
Me: really
Bitch the Boss: I better go to the store and get some Echinacea and while I’m there I am going to pick up some milk for Zack (her son)..he’s there alone right now with nothing to eat
Me: ok

ok so I gave my notice.
I am kinda scared but....hey... what the fuck!

so I just heard that my company is trying to come up with a good counter offer.......

what the fuck is that suppossed to mean.....

Why would you ask someone to stay that is obviously giving up on you...

Are they doing it so I train someone to take over for me....and then let me go...

I don't trust them at all.....

My boss has even started saying how she needs to work on things.....
I just want to say Well Good Fucking Morning...how was your fucking rest you have been doing while I have been working this whole time....and now you are going to open your fucking eyes....

My Boss is a whore! She is at the desk right accross from me and I am looking at her right now and she has no idea that I am writing how much I think she is a fucked up BITCH! hahahahaha FUCK YOU BITCH!
and your ugly personality. You have an incredibly ugly, cellulite ass with the worst breath is the whole world because your fake front tooth...
do you like paying me for writing about how much I hate you

Last week I snuck into the back room where everything is hooked up and unplugged the phone. It didn't ring for hours. Everyone was amazed at what a slow day it was.
I also spent a couple hours looking for a website that wasn't blocked by the company that let me play games. Primarygames.com
I bought a seashell windchime off Ebay and a pair of 3 1/2 inch black high heals. They look pretty hot!
I also made about 10 cards off Mycardmaker.com and used the company postage to send them out to everyone I know telling them how hard I work.
I spent some time reading this website. I love it!
I bought some lotion from bathandbodyworks.com

My boss is such a snatch! Everyone that talks to her ends up hating her. She hates that I get 1 hour for lunch....I can see her boiling inside....she wants me here to do all the work all the time.

She is so dependant on me! It's actually quite funny.... and I will be laughing the whole time when I give my notice.
She once told me that if I ever give my notice I have to let her know 6 months in advance...hahahahaha..
That will seriously be the best!

What will it be today.....

Your kid is sick
Your car needs tires
You need to make a payment on your rental furniture
Maybe YOU are sick
Is your carpal tunnel acting up
or is it your degenerative disk in your back that has you on too many pills for pain management.
Is your stomach upset
Can you not get off the toilet
do you feel weak
Did you not sleep well enough last night because your stressed about not doing your job well enough
Could it be your dead beat husband today leaving you with all the bills
Could it be your dead beat husband playing games with you about the kids
Could it be your dead beat husband whatever excuse you think up next

oh boy!
Today we have a job fair. I am soooo excited! Another day to recruit for a company I don't even like! and all the people talking about whatever that I have to pretend to care about! I am so happy. I figure..today to get by I will find all the hot guys and just look at them when ever ayone is talking to me.
I hate my job!
I just got a raise too. They said I am doing an awesone job!
They have officially trapped me! Now they pay me more money so I am completely dependant on it and take care of my medical, dental.etc....
so all I have to do is show up! and that's the hardest part. I did get one thing that I have to work on...finding a way to challenge myself.

Today I hate my job. It's so Lame! All day long...people...lot's of different people talking about whatever...I have no idea what. I should be an actress because I have mastered the "I Care" routine. The sincere nodding, and uh huh....oh really...as I am looking past them at the person behind them waiting to sap my stregth. Today... as someone else was going on and on and on ...I started laughing. They stopped and said..."Why are you laughing? I said sorry I am just losing my mind....They didn't even blink..they just kept talking like it didn't even happen...I wonder what else I could do and

I hate the bitch! I hate her so much!
Fuck her and her condesending, bitchy way of running an office. She sucks so hard. Everything is always about her! I wish she would get very very sick and Die!
Everytime I do something she is always correcting me on how it could be done differently. How the fuck does she think anything gets done when she's not in the office....fucking magic. Everytime I want some time off she has to think about it...everytime she wants time off she just takes it...even though she has to tell her boss. It's always her...her..her....Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to go to work today! I am just so excited. Another day in the office. Another day with people that are pissed off, discouraged because they can't find a job. ...And I get to work with my white trash boss. She is staying in the office today to help out, except she doesn't really help out..all she does is talk about how horrible every thing is in her life.
Poor me..give me sympathy...I am white TRash.
She causes her own fucking problems and then wants sympathy for them. FUCK YOU BITCH!
How about I punch you in the mouth so you can't speak anymore. Yeah that sounds good.

I was just looking back at my first post in october of 2005. I am still at the same job...
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have to laugh at myself for that one!
Human Resources Sucks!
People are seriously fucking crazy! I mean CRAZY in the head.
They are all crazy and trying to take me with them.
With all their problems. I cannot believe the problems some people cause themselves...holy shit!
On top of which My boss is Pure honest to God White Trash!
She sucks so bad. She wasn't at work today but then called to check up on how things are going and I ended up fighting with her because the sound of her voice pissed me off so much!

I hate my fucking Job!

We had an audit in may of this year. We failed.
We had another audit today. We passed. Whoopie fucking do.... The fat bitch that fucked everything up for our office got sacked at the end of May..after the audit!
I just spent the last 5 fucking months cleaning up her shit. We passed. Guess What..
I didn't get any fucking credit. I just love it
What the fuck am I...a piece of shit. No. An old white turd that's been beat by the rain and wind..left outside..to rot away..
I was so happy to see we passed..I really, truly was. I had pride in what I had acomplished.
Until I saw the email directed to everyone else..that's of course higher up on the totem pole then I am..thanking them for all the hard work they did. What the fucking fuck!!!

My job fucking Sucks
FUck Fuck Fuck FUck FucK
The people that come in here smell like shit
Why o why don't I fucking quit
How nice would it be if they were all dead
I have an idea..a bullet in the head
All the drugs in the world could not make this go away
This is my life every fucking single day
Fuck You...who ever invented work
You are a mother fucking dumb ass jerk
What were you thinking..were you fucking high?
And now we have to do it until the day we fucking die
35 more years until I can retire
and 40 more years until I probably expire
Day after day, I'm going berserk
Because Hell is on earth and it's called work

well I have 1 hour and 45 minutes left. Thank God for Sierra Nevada to make my Friday afternoon go by a little quicker. I wonder if drinking secretly on the job makes you an alcoholic.
I can remember watching the clock in grade school, junior high school and high school of course. I didn't watch the clock as much in college..probably cause I took some time off after high school before I started college...because...well... ever since I can remember being alive I have been in fucking school..talk about burn out...so anyways...
now I have 1 hour and 40 minutes.....
sad...
I watch the clock, I can even hear it ticking sometimes. sometimes I play online games.. www.popcap.com has some great online games to play. If you can get away with it.