fuck this job.com

Here is the one thing I promised myself when I got the promotion a few months back.

- I will NOT under any circumstances act so shitty that my employees will log into Fuckthisjob.com and post about what a dick weed I am.

Well it's been a while since my last post. I have since found a new job making more money. But guess what... it still fucking sucks. Every god damned day I wake up and wonder WHY THE FUCK I GO TO WORK FOR 12 HOURS (with commuting and all) to pay to live at a place that I barley ever see. What's the point, I get home and have MAYBE 4 hours that I can stay awake. Those 4 hours are usually spent getting high/drunk and contemplating a better life. More and more I think about blowing my head off just to get a day off from work.

I fucking hate every customer I have with a passion. I would like to drive stakes into their testicles while I piss on their faces. People have no compassion for other people. They treat me like a piece of dirt. I had one customer YELL at me today. WHERE THE FUCK DOES THAT GITBAG GET OFF?? I'm only trying to help him and he starts screaming like a baby, I immediately hung up the phone. SO what does he do? He calls right back and starts screaming. In a very polite manner I told him, I'm doing my best to help him and I don't appreciate him yelling. So he STARTS YELLING AGAIN! I hung up and told my boss I don't want to talk to that prick anymore. He called to cry to my boss that I was "a dick" to him. When my boss explained to him what I was trying to do, he starts apologizing... TO MY FUCKING BOSS. My boss came out and said, "Rob's really sorry he exploded on you." THE JERKOFF DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME!!! FUCK THIS STUPID CAPTIALIST COUNTRY, FUCK MY ASSHOLE BOSSES, FUCK MY GITBAG COWORKERS, AND FUCK YOU ROB YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.

These fucking people make me sick. Not you bloggers, upper management. What a bunch of jerkoffs they are. No Bonus this because we didn't meet our quota! WOWIE what a shock!!! You set an unreasonable goal (that would take two 1/2 to complete); you refuse to hire more workers. Well I work six days a week, and on my day off all I can do is dread going back to work. My department had 8 people quit over the last 6 months. We are still waiting for Authorization from our DEPT head to replace them. Well what the fuck? I mean this really, WHAT THE FUCK? People in here are miserable; we are over-worked, under paid, and unappreciated.

Recently I had a tooth extracted and needed stitches. My mouth is swollen and I can't take painkillers because then I'll be wasted up at work. So there I sat in pain and it kept getting worse because I use my mouth all day... (Phone job). I went out to have a smoke and what happens? I bust the stitches and I again am bleeding from the mouth. I go to tell my boss, keep in mind I was spitting blood in her trash can.

Me: I am gonna go to the hospital and get re-stitched
Her: Well so and so isn't coming in till later can you wait?
All I could think is she serious? So like the pussy I am I went and sat back down spittin' blood in between every sentence.

My jerkoff co-worker did it again. If you've read my posts theres one about the assclown who doesn't do anything but tell ghost stories. I came into work feeling good for the first time in God knows how long... then I encounter jerkoff. He's sitting at his desk looking at the WWF website.
Me: Did you get that stuff I asked for?
JO: (Not looking up from sweaty man site) No
Me: (puzzled) No? It had to be done before I came in. (he knows this)
JO: Well It's been like hell in here today.
ME: (dumbfounded) huh?
JO: The phone hasn't stopped ringing in here today.
Me: (completely amazed) ok
Now I relize that sounds like a reasonable excuse not to do what he is there to do, the only problem is... HE DOESN'T ANWSER THE PHONE. He gets paid more than I do, and doesn't answer the phone which makes up 90% of the job.

Well I got a nice yearly review with a whole 2% raise. Unfortunately my health insurance went up 4%.

On a side note: When I went into work this morning they were having a company wide man hunt... for what you ask? Someone stole some toilet paper!!! What does that say about you as a company? People are so broke working here that they have to steal shit tissues! At first I couldn't fathom someone stealing T.P. But then I thought about how I lived off 50 cent boxes spaghetti (without sauce!) all last week because I was so broke from xmas.

Fuck these greddy mother fuckers! The one consolation I have is know all the money they will make can never buy back their souls.

I was at a 7-11 and as usually stuck behind some fat fuck with 15 things she was buying. As usual it takes the retard behind the counter ten minutes to scan and bag everything, and another 5 minutes for the stupid idiot to empty her shit from her purse onto the counter in order to find her money. Why not have yourself ready to pay before they finish ringing shit up? No they feel they need to hold up the line by waiting till the last second. SO after the 5 or so minutes she realized that she had left her wallet in the car, so now I had to wait another 5 minutes for he fat ass to wobble out to her car. In the meantime I'm waiting because the clerk doesn't want to ring everything up again. 20 minutes in this smelly hellhole and now I was going to be late for work.

Over xmas break (which is ONLY Dec 25) I did lots of thinking. I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that this is my life. I fucking can't stand waking up in the morning to go to work anymore. I just wanna lay in bed and smoke pot all day. I have to deal with some of the dumbest fucks ever to walk this earth. Whats my reward? FUCKING $11.50 per hour. No one does shit in this building except about 10 people (myself included).

Why do the people who do the least amount of work get paid the most? I have a guy who works with me who make 3 bucks an hour more then I do and he doesn't do jack shit.

Why?
Submitted by Mister X on Sun, 12/04/2005 - 14:32.
Why did he get yelled at? What did the big boss say to him? Could I have more details? Sounds interesting.

To answer your questions.... He got yelled at because they (management) knew they were wrong in not recognizing us for all our hard work. She (the boss) basically said it was inappropriate, and if he values his job he won't do it again. We have an "in-house" IT dept that has about 5 people and they take about 25 calls a month. Meanwhile I work in the tech support center where we take 500-1000 calls per day between 8 people. The in-house dept gets recognized by these stupid surveys they put out. They get special recognition for changing people's passwords when they forget it. Meanwhile after handling 50+ calls in 5 hours, usually dealing with two or three clients at a time, dealing with every fucking problem under the sun, I don't even get a fucking thank you.

I have had the flew for 6 days now. I have to deal with this bullshit every year (I FUCKING HATE COLD WEATHER) but it never lasts more then 2-3 days tops. So why has it lasted so long this year? I'll tell you why because I CAN'T USE MY SICK DAYS. This is what happens when you're companies cheap and understaffed and you have a heart. If I call out sick that means I have to leave the two other guys I work with a night of hell. I had to leave early the other night due to weakness and dizzyness, so what do I get when I treck back in the next day, still sick might I add? I get bitched at for leaving during the "busiest" time of the year. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! Its bad enough I'm losing three sick days when the year turns over, but when I take one when I am legitimitly sick I get reemed out like I stole money.

Get this: I went in to my bosses office to ask to have 2 days off this week instead of one... and what does the souless bitch say... YOU HAVE NO LIFE. I HAVE NO LIFE? NO SHIT BECAUSE I'M HERE 7 DAYS A WEEK! Then proceeded to ask "if I like working for the company?" I took that as a threat and swept my broken soul back under the carpet, and worked another 6 day week. The only way I can make it here in the morning anymore is with a big fat bowl of chronic to ease the coming pain of the day. The only problem is I am now getting high 6 days a week two times a day, what use to be fun is now just used to cope with my shitty everyday life.....

From Sep to Nov is our busiest time of the year and out of 7 or 8 people we logged over 30,000 calls. Do we even get a thank you for all the 7 day work weeks, 100+ call days, or even training the half retarded mother fuckers who work for the stores? So what does one coworker do when its all over? He sends an email thanking the dept for all their hard work over the last three months. And what happened to him you ask? Well he got ripped a new asshole by the boss (who should have sent the email!!).

Why do people feel the need to give advice all the time? Why am I persicuted for my lifestyle? Every fuckin day, atleast ONCE I hear about how smoking is gonna kill me... Well no shit sherlock, I feel like saying I might be able to quit if you didn't spill your verbal diaherri all the time!! AND JESUS H. CHRIST how many times a day do I have to hear about what a bad person I am because I refuse to donate to the United Way. Where do these people get off... I only make 12.50 an hour, and I bust my ass and never get a thank you, and these mother fuckers want my hard earned cash because someone's parents are to fucking lazy to get a job and pay for their own fucking kids. I'm suppose to bust my ass 6 days a week for these little fuckers? It's not the kids' fault, but get this: IT'S NOT MY FUCKING CONCERN! No one ever handed me shit, I had to work my way up for it.

Why do bosses feel the need to be little her suborinates? If my boss where a man, I would have decked him by now. A man she is not; She is a blood sucking, life draining, miserable, ignorant, bitch. How can these people sleep at night. Oh, right, on a big pile of money. Money, thats just what they deserve for all their ignorance towards the job. My boss will try and explain something very simple, when the problems more complex, then she starts fucking yelling at you in front of everybody. And it doesn't just happen to me.... oh no, she's fair, I will give her that, she does spread the hate/anger/bitchness to more then 50% of us.