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This asshole is driving me crazy.
I got a close up of those nasty things he calls teeth this morning. You know when something is SOOOOOOOO nasty you cant take your eyes off of it? Well thats his teeth. The bottom row of teeth look like one big block of cement with like some white cream. UHHH just remembering is making me SICK!! and the smell that comes out of that cave is nothing to be fucked with........
Oh and by the way we work in a like 35 story building so you have to share the bathroom with everyone else on the floor. This fucker walks to the bathroom in his SOCKS! thats all i hav

Lets talk about Dirt Bomb. Dirt Bomb is a girl in her mid 20's not ugly but just a PIG!!Let me break it down piece by piece
HAIR- Curly Hair (could be nice if she washed it at least every 2 - 3 weeks but never that. Snowflakes no way she has snow balls.

PITS- Wow!! The smell that creeps from there is something not good.

CLOTHES- Pants always way to long. So long that the hem is all fucked up and DIRTY.. There is a pair that she wears humm lets say everyother day that has something that we will just say its man juice. Also has a sweater full of fuzz balls with the same stain over the left breast.

Ok im bored to tears here! My job sucks ass! My coworkers suck ass. Hey there goes goat shit walking by!LOL lets talk about goat shit... Goat shit is a man that works here in his late 40's early 50's.. why is he called goat shit well thats what his breath smells like hot goat shit hes about 5 feet tall, bald and his teeth oh lord the teeth. The bottom row of his teeth this has to be the nastiest shit i have ever seen its ONE BIG BLOCK OF PLAQUE!! ITS SOOO NASTY. and the breath all i can say is WOW and hes a close talker and likes to spit every now and again ON U WHILE HES SPEAKING TO U!! He wears a belt the buckle says NYC.. why people why???

Hello people i was away for a vey long time i forgot all about this site. SORRY GUYS
Just so you know i ended up leaving that job because of the fat whore. It got to the point that i jumped up ran towards her with my fist all balled up ready to plant that motherfucker on her face. But then thank god i realized what this whore was doing to me and caught myself.

She went as far as telling me to go back to the Ghetto where i belong!

But now i am at another job i have been there for almost a year now and the people to make fun of can go on for DAYS. We have many characters.....so from now on i will choose a character everyday or every other day and go with it.

I hate this fucking job! I have been here for almost a yar and the shit that goes on here is to turn your stomach! You have peg legs fucking supervisors dirt bombs dirt'n it up and ducks out of the pond!

Let me break it down Nanny Fine AKA peg leg struts around like a total asshole thinks shes fine as hell. Dirt bomb WTF??? should there not be guide lines as to what is ok and not ok for work. For example should u not have to wash your nasty ass before you come to work, brush your fucking teeth and wash that shit on ur face?? she chews pens!! they pop in her mouth and she does not have the common sense to go and wash her mouth out so what happens she walks around with a BLUE MOUTH and thinks its ok. Now the DUCK aka AFLAC the duck out of the pond.. right now i am speechless on this character.

I swear this just has to be a crule joke for me to have to be around this fucking bitch every fucking day. I hate her. Now there are clients in the office and for some reason deep down in her heart she seems to think that they came to see HER like they are her friends.
Her ass is in the shape of a fucking heart. Her nasty ass black pants are all full of fuzz balls all over the ass. Then today i get a good look at her fucking claws she has a design on one of them. Asshole i hate her to death. Everyone dies but this bitch just wont go away i cant fucking stand her stupid fat slow nasty stinky fat ass!!!!! I hope that the cunt dies in her sleep.

Oh poeple if you could see her!! The bitch is wearing he brown outfit brown pants and sweater, sweater is a turtle neck but she has a gold chian over the neck so that the shit shines. There is a ring on every fucking finger inclusing a name ring encrusted in "diamonds"!!!! Rings are also on the fucking thumbs such a fucking clown. I wanna hold her down today and fart right in her fucking mouth!!! Oh and lets not forget the door knockers that she prob. got in like 1985. Such a clown. And she got the nails done again and we all know what color! WHORE RED!!! The only color the fucking bitch knows, its like hell you old fucking cunt unless you are a fucking hooker there is no need for you to be wearing red, and she is the person that matches the lipstick to the nails or the sweater!! Yes the sweater. Last week she went home early one day cause she was "sick" and then was out for the next 2 days it was so peaceful and it was like a black cloud was lifted from the office then she comes in on friday the cloud is back and so is her fat ass by the way even bigger than when she left 2 days before. I was wondering when you get sick dont you loose weight not gain weight? So i dont know what the fuck her story is. She is a person that is not right in the head. and the funny thing about friday was that the only reason why she came in and we all know this is becuase friday is payday, but the funny shit was that boss left early and did not even give her her check. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA asshole good for you. Instead of rolling your fat ass SARS contaminated ass into work u should have done everyone in the fucking world a fucking favor and shot yourself in the head. I fucking hate her more and more as each day goes on.

Well I will start off with what the bitch is wearing to day. The faded mom lee jeans flat shoes that are rubber but made to make you think that they are leather. The yellow sweater that the sleeves are all streched out looking like shit!! I hate her. Oh but wait as you all know th ecunt rag is about 60 years old and shes wearing her hair in a PONY TAIL!!!! Yes a pony tail what a fucking asshole she looks like a fucking clown!

Then my pc is the one hooked up to the printer so if i cant print noone can. She hears me talking about it the entire morning and for some stupid reason thought that she could still print so she goes on and tries to print then when she sees that she cant has the fucking nerve to ask me if im still having issues trying to print so i ignore her not once but twice the same way she does me when i am asking about a client. So fuck her stupid fat ass. And this morning she gets a fax and comes over to ask me if i could read what it said. Mind you it was clear as day what it said so i told her no that i could not see!! I fucking ahte her

Well i had a great 4 days she cunt was out on Friday & we were off on Monday. Tuesday comes around and shes back to her normal fucking retarded shit! Not answering when people are speaking to her not getting to call and leaving people on hold for like 10 or 15 minutes. Yesterday she walks to the back and leaves someone on hold walks away & that was the end of that. They call back all pissed off and shes got her stuck on stupid look on her face. Which by the way is the norm with the bitch. Oh and then she starts to brag how some client from the office went all the way to her house to bring her her x-mas gift and how she was cooking so whe was caught off guard cooking with a SHOWER CAP on her head!! Because she does not like to eat food with hair in it!!! Who the fuck does you stupid bitch???

I DONT GET IT!! Her hair is soooo fucking greasy!!
Today she is wearing the famous black faded LEE MOM jeans shot knee highs with of course the daisy duck shoes and an orange sweater that is all streached out around the waist and the wrists. And of course we have to wear the orange lipstick! She always matches the lipstick with the ugly shirt. Oh and yuesterday she pulls out the fake COACH Bag could not have been anymore plastic! And i would bet anything in the world that she thinks that its real.
And the roots are showing again! They are white! I dont know what she feels that she needs to prove or trick people into thinking that she is . I mean come on who do you think you are fooling when you are sooo fucking old that the skin on your elbows just hangs!! Yes it hangs i have never seen anything like this in my life! I hate her she makes me sick to my stomach.

Ok guys lunch is over!
We go out to eat and the bitch is dressed to impress. Black tight ass slacks, the famous black and pink you guys know that one i told you about with the different color sleeves and the knee highs with the shot elastic the shits are just sitting around her fat dry ankles that are covered in blue veins. The hair is a greasy ass ever and the nails look like shit. The polish was peeling and so was the fucking fake nail. Ok so we order app. The first thing out of the cunts mouth is if she can order a wine. Which she downs in 2 gulps!!!!!!!!! I always knew the bitch was an alcoholic or as she says a drunken addict. At this point she gets hot or thinks shes hot because she takes off the glasses you know the bootlegs gucci or channel whatever they come off and she gets into her famous pose. She crosses her dry ass feet sits up pin straight and GENTLY folds her hands on the table or on her lap. Starts to smile. At this point is that I come to realize after being around the bitch for a fucking year i notice that the bitch is cock eyed and that the teeth are sooo fucked up they are giving eachother bodyheat! That said you can only imagine what the mouth looks like. Also she was wearing orange lipstick! Ok now she tucks the napkin into the ugly sweater not to get it dirty cause the bitch is about to get busy with the food. She downs the app. first one done no need to tell you that. And everything is simply delish!!! As she says. Then she starts to go on and on about how she makes the sames dishes at home but of course they are better than the way they cook the food at this place. Long story short the bitch sucks down everything. Starts to say how her kid loves this dish and how she BEGS her to make it for her. Yeah bitch whatever you say.

All u guys are gonna be in for a real treat today. Today we get to go out for the office X-mas lunch. It shoudl be fun and at the same time one of the nastiest things i will ever see in my life. The fat cuntrag whore of La Guach eating. I bet she will pick a big ass plate. Oh and the slut is wearing knee highs today. And the elastic is shot! So they are sitting around her ankles.

And great news my camera is on its way. U will all enjoy seeing her at work!!
Will post my lunch adventure later!

The cunt rag is dressed in brown again and today i hate her more than i did yesterday. Cant stand the cuntrag whore.

She is a dumb fuck has no clue to anything. Like today the mailman comes in picks up the mail and she hands him something so he goes hey gucha do you have enough postage on this and it answers back yeah i put it on the weight machine that i have in the back! Dont you mean the scale you fucking stupid bitch. Moron asshole. Here is another great one instead of it being an indian summer she says we are having indian weather! And dont even get me started on the spanish, she kills that shit chops it up and sticks it in a blender drinks it and then shits it out! Anything the bitch touches or talks about turns to shit.

Ok guys you all wanna know what the meaning of la gucha is. Well i will tell you.
Anyone ever heard of Guch? Its the spot right between your ball sac and your asshole. So thats her. Since she is a woman i just changed it to La Gucha.

P.S. shes dressed in brown again

Good Lord the bitch is a fucking asshole i hate her from the bottom of my soul. She makes no attempt to get along with anyone just make me hate her more. Now dont get me wrong i dont want her to speak to me but wouldn't common sense tell you to try and get along w/ your co-workers? Well not her. The bitch walks out on Friday night and only grabs her mail to drop in the mail and leaves mine!!!! WTF??? I dont understand that shit at all. Its like the bitch grew up in a fucking cave. Each day you see more and more what a fucking moron she is and the fact remains that the cungrag faced cock sucking rat faced shit smelling asshole ass kissing maggot of a so called human being deserves to be put in a fucking cage in the fucking Bronx Zoo!! Then again no why do the animals have to suffer living with this fucking vermin. Not even nyc roaches deserve to be around this cunt sucking whore. I fucking hate her and her fucking slut of a mother for not being able to keep her fucking legs closed that night and then not having the nerve to go and get an abortion when she found out she was pregnate. I fucking hate her i hate everyone that went to h.s. with her for not fucking with her enough to cause the fucking bitch to kill herself! Cause I know she didn't have any friends when she was a kid i know she must have gotten her ass kicked at least every other week at least i know i would have fucked her up a few times. I hate the bitch she gives me fucking gas!!!!! The cunt makes me wanna punch walls since i cant hit her cause shes suck a lil bitch that she would prob. wanna press charges against me. I hope the bitch get so drunk on new years or hey even X-mas and jumps into uncoming traffic a truck would be very very good i hate her everything about her.