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I'm getting fucked by Office Team

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Wed, 12/19/2007 - 00:01.
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I just found out that the other temps I work with make 13 an hour, but my piddly stupid ass is making 10.50. What the fuck to do?
I can't tell the temp cunts how I found that out without getting the others in trouble and me fired, but I sure called them clappity cunts and told them that I think it's time for a pay raise asn we need to talk...What would you guys suggest in this situation

Ive been there sine August, and so have other temps, but new ones they brought in this week also make 12, because I am nosy and asked and they told me.


I think I will start a new career...

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Tue, 06/20/2006 - 00:42.

...as a high-priced whore. At least I will enjoy a job getting fucked AND paid well also.

Imagine, someone DID hire me at almost 6 months pregnant. Fuckers were desperate, reason being because I can see how they couldn't keep help at a place where NO ONE WOULD WANT TO WORK WITH A BUNCH OF UNORGANIZED HATEFUL RACIST CUNTS CONSTANTLY ON THE RAG!!!


Well fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Thu, 05/25/2006 - 23:57.

I have a job interview tomorrow at a local hospital doing insurance intakes n shit tomorrow, lets see how I will be turned down for THIS job. Funny since me being fired last year how it's virtually impossible for me to find work. And now with me being 4.5 months pregnant and my tits are starting to look like overused udders, my chances are even more grave....

Say a prayer for me dammut.

I haven't smoked in quite some time but a cigarette sho' nuff would taste purdy good rat now.


POSITIVE NOTE

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Sun, 04/02/2006 - 04:24.

How is everyones weekend going? Hope someone out dere is getting FUCKED UP for me, just for shits 'n' giggles. Sitting here reading archives for the past two days with my pregnant, penguin walking ass on a Saturday night...needing a drink and a smoke.
Damn.


Time to put on that shit eatin' grin....

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 04:54.
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Wow, another interview tomorrow, lets see how this bullshit pan out.

It's so hard to go to multiple interviews, only for them to pick someone else that they feel is more qualified or the infamous REJECT LETTER, just to put on a bullshit front to vie for a job that you might not get....

After multiple interviews with constant turn-downs, it really makes you somewhat cynical going into an interview trying to think positive about it. I think this is my downfall. Maybe interviewers see the "I'm sick of this shit" look on my face, or have the feeling that "this person isn't all that enthused with this interview". I don't know, but I suppose they can really see the "pissosity" (my own word, thanks)


Tuesdays Job-Seeking Theme/Goof-Off

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Tue, 02/28/2006 - 04:20.
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THEME: WILL YOU GRAB MY NIPPLES WITH JUMPER CABLES, CONNECT THEM TO YOUR CAR BATTERY, AND START TAKING OFF DOING AT LEAST 45 MPH?

Before I was looking for a job, on my answering machine, I had a recorded message of Dave Chappelle playing Rick James, and anyone that called (including my mother who cussed me out saying change that shit)
would hear "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" And the funny thing about it, there were stupid assed people who actually thought it was someone that answered the phone. They would go, "Hello, hello?"

Just for shits n giggles, I'm going to record something else, but more foul, becasue I know who and what will be calling me tomorrow since I have no prospects, at least anything to jump up and down for.


Ahhh, another Monday, another dildo right up the butt muscle canal

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 16:34.
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OK,it's okay to call me an asshole if you want because I've been called worse, and I appreciate everyones honesty and support on here, but tell me if im an asshole regarding this situation or not:

Date of alleged asshole incident: Feb 27th - 8:39am

Stivers Staffing called me this morning, as soon as I had gotten up, and asked "I have a potential position for you."

Rolling my eyes because they are the main butt muscle dildo bandits.

I said go on...
She said "Well, we need someone today, and was wondering if you could be downtown in about 1 hr."

OK, i'm black. Let me explain the sista and the hair situation. Here is the deal.


Im glad I found this site

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 21:50.

IT feels as if I have friends on here that i've never met. The venting is a goood thing, I always say, either listen to be bitch, or a AK-47, make a choice lol

But it's good to come on here and listen and help others with suggestions, and also learn different tactics in dealing with the day to day assholes that you have to spend 8 hrs with. I have no one to vent to, and i'm certainly glad that I came across this site.

I told a ex co-worker of mine, that had gotten fired for the same dumb shit I was fired for, and I don't know if the retarded sum-of-bitch visited, but I told him that he would just laugh his ass off reading these blogs. It's enlightning, but at the same time, sad to read how e'ryone of you all are just having such a hard, hard time dealing with fuckhoes.


What do you tell an interviewer...

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 21:31.

How can you explain to an interviewer about you being fired from a previous job, without sounding like the asshole and them not considering you for the position??
Lie or not to lie, is the question....


Opinions - How do you deal with the "game" in a work environment

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 03:03.
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Hi y'all!

My question today is, and I just can't grasp how to do so, how can you deal with workplace assholes without getting in truble.

Referring to my last job, I know I was targeted because of my personality (being outgoing, laughing and making others laugh, and speaking my mind and not giving a shit on who's offended, because lets face it, EVERYONE gets offended nowdays)

Can you all give me and others feedback on how to deal and cope. My only solution is just to be a deaf-mute, and stick to myself, but that's just not in my personality.


IS it me or what

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Thu, 02/16/2006 - 16:49.
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I am a fun-joking type of person that gets along with everyone it seems, but what is it about me that I always get comfortable with someone or people, and dont ever see the slick-back-stabbing people that I work with. You know, the kiss assing butt muscles, the snitches, anything you say thay go run and tell the supervisor. IT's like the supervisor always has "spies" around the office.

Why can't people mind their own fucking business? Why do I always end up with working with these tight butt-muscle people that all they do is talk about others behind their back, but have a shit eating smile in talking with the same person they're shit talking behind their back. Seems like I havea good rappot with people. Maybe I have problem with bullshitters, because I'm not a sss-kisser, I just try to get along, and make work more easy, joking with people, making work not only pleasing but fun when the time calls for it.


W2 proof for a job?

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Thu, 02/16/2006 - 16:41.
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Have you ever had to provide a W2 form to verify employment for a position a temp agenciy can't verify. They called the employer, but still want me to come up with a W2 to prove employment for a CONTRACT position. I have NEVER done this with any employer, contract or direct hire.
Is this a crack-head kind of situation?


I HATE CUNTS THAT WORK AT TEMP AGENCIES

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Mon, 12/19/2005 - 15:47.

Knowing there are jobs posted on their websites, and you call them in reference to a position that you are interested in, only for them to tell you it's been filled or that "we will get back to you".
Well i'm sick of this shit.
I faxed, emailed, snail-mailed, yelled at these agencies and told them that I was tired of getting the run around, and if they did their fucking jobs right, then maybe they would have the courtesy in calling you back. If they were in my shoes, they would be a desperate, postal acting bitch like myself.

Who do I have to fuck to get to listen to me?

Those fuckers at AIG in Olathe, KS, you all could suck my dirty, sweaty unshaved balls if I had some, and should grow some nasty salty balls just for shits n giggles just to throw em down your throat and make you fucking choke, you cum-filled brainless fuck-twats.


Dont get mad, get even with a website that tells your co-workers about themselves..

Submitted by dyslexic-cnut on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 06:46.
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I didn't get mad, I just told people that I hated at work via website:
http://fucktards.cabanova.com
Still have one more page to make fur cunt #7. The baldheaded Assist VP that looks like a white balding elmo.


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