fuck this job.com

Have you ever noticed that there is something very very wrong with the world? not just in work, but in practically every aspect of life....

Like for instance there is my brother inlaw(through my brother and his wifes marriage)who acts just like quagmire from family guy, he pulls women all the time without any hassle..and he is a skinny runt, he has a red rash all over his face, he's only 24 but his skin looks like its about 50 years old....he is the biggest tosser you have ever met, he absolutely loves himself and boasts about random crap...

My job is shit obviously, I have now been informed that I will be transfered to checkouts unless I work all the overtime they ask me to..thats bullshit.

The job is boring, its high stress, its doing my fucking head in and its made me angry, so very angry. My ex girlfriend just dumped me on friday...I got angry then and told her to fuck off and never speak to me again, in the process of doing this I pushed her on the shoulder..knocking her into the wall..at the time I was fueled with hate and anger, and sent her some really evil text messages. The next day I had no recollection of any of it. But when I heard I had shoved her into a wall I was devastated.

I used to think they were full of crap, but this is eerie. As most know my job and life in general sucks at times....one night I was in a bar and this nice looking blonde offered to read my palm for free..I was a bit drunk so I said okay then give it your best shot(see how much she would get wrong).

She predicted that I was more of an artistic person than a leader(whatever that means)yes this is true I sing, and I can play a bit of guitar and soon I will be joining my friends band. She predicted that I would come into some money real soon..she was right, my grandad dies and he's left me a lot of money...she said I have been single for a while and that I would have a few girlfriends soon but the one I marry wont be for another 2 girlfriends(i.e I will have 2 more before I marry) I dispute that though because I dont plan on marrying, but I just started seeing someone that I met yesterday...

Okay so some of you may have seen my recent blog about feeling down about everything and my grandfather dying etc...

Well today was supposed to be my first day back at work...and as usual my body has reacted against it and given me one of the worst colds I ever had..so as usual I wake up at 5 friggin AM, and get to work for 6 after little or no sleep.

work colleague: Oh I didn't think you were supposed to be back yet

me: huh?

wc: yeah look at the rota

I look at the rota...evidentally I am not back in work until thursday

me: aww what the fuck? fine see you thursday then....

Sorry folks I havn't felt like posting a new blog for a while and this will be somewhat of an essay.

Funny, I thought a new job, and a new start would improve my life..ofcourse it wont how stupid could I be??!!

My new job is shit...and now I have the misfortune to have passed my probabtion period. I have been off work for a week and a half(half was bereavement leave and half pre-booked holiday time)and now I'm dreading going back to work on fucking sunday at 6am again.

My grandfather died 2 weeks ago on sunday, and I have lots of mixed feelings going on, I will explain. Unfortunately in the last few years, me and my grandfather were not that close almost to the point of me hating him, in his last few years of life he did nothing but complain, and sit in his damned chair drinking away any respect I ever had for him. He would drink 3 or 4 bottles of whiskey every day and he had diabetes...then he wondered why he was dying...dumb fuck!

What a crock of shit!..Seems like I'm not allowed to be ill. I have asthma..so sometimes when I get a cold, there will be one day where my breathing is screwed completely, and I can hardly get out of bed..I had one of those days. I had been working at my job for 11 and a half weeks. It was my first ever time that I called in sick. I get called into the office.

Higher up:"So this is now your second abscence"

Me:er no, its my first

Higher up:so then why are you on amber?

Me:I dont know..but this is the first time I have been off sick

Higher:Then explain why you are on amber

As it turns out there was a sheet infront of me for my back to work interview with a big note on the top saying "WITHIN FIRST 12 WEEKS!!!"

Okay folks...the clock is ticking..I have until December the 16th to find a new job..and the bitch is, I know it wont fucking happen!!!

ah yes..it seems that I will be working nights for christmas week. Normally I work from 6am but on sunday the 16th I will be working 6am till 12pm..and then coming back at 12 fucking am through till 6am the next fucking morning...then monday night at 12am..I will get one measley night off..then its back on straight through from wednesday till monday morning on nights.

Thats right folks I will have no life what so ever outside of work! I wont be able to socialise...wont be able to shop for anything...wont be able to sleep(this is the fun part) because its the holidays..and my next door neighbours have outdoor chav party's every fucking day! with loud rave music...the father attempting to sing(very badly) the kids screaming louder than the bastards at my work..and swearing while being congratulated by their parents..along with that noisy barking fucking dog...I will not get one fucking second of sleep due to this.

well whats not to love? I get up at 5am and walk to work in the dark and cold for 20 minutes fearing for my life...then arrive at work yet again to find that we have way too many orders to finish at the time Im supposed to go home, and way too few staff(and the staff are either pulling a sicky, or are quitting)...then I get to be told that Im not working fast enough, and then I have to act like I am super super happy around all the customers....some of them try and act like they are your friend....then theres the kids....yes the kids that stupid parents bring shopping with them...the kids that shriek as loudly as possible..in the highest pitch possible...i'm tired, I have a head ache so bad that I feel I will vomit..and the kids continue to wail like a fucking parrot!!...(not to mention some of the kids actually make random noises which sound like a female reaching orgasmic climax)

This is a real problem...for the past 4 and a half weeks I have dreamed of being at work..its almost the same dream every single night, but every night...I dream about performing my work duties..then I wake up at 5am and its time to go to work. I cant escape it, the worst part is that its kind of a half awake..half asleep state, where I am effectively performing my duties from my own bed....and my work colleagues complain when I start falling asleep in my bed...

This is fucked up! I may actually be in hell.

Im not good enough(apparently)to perform any job well(unless its cleaning peoples toilets). I have been at my new(and might I add, shit)job for 4 weeks, and the manager has decided Im not working fast enough....ya know lightning fast, so Im being moved to a different department..where I will no doubt get the same feedback...well Im still in my 12 week probationary period..so I guess I'll be fired soon!

So my plans for finally moving out of my fucking parents house and earning some real money has gone down the fucking drain yet again!!

Oh well..better start looking for some more period blood and shit stained toilet seats to clean....fuck me, why do I even try.

I am now on the 5th day of a 6 day working week....So I was forced basically, into working my day off..at the end of the day my boss thanked people for covering shifts during the first half of this week....but didn't thank me for working my day off today...

Me: what about me?

Boss: what about you?

Me: I covered today...it was my day off...

Boss: really? I didn't know....well you know im busy

They basically went on at me for a whole morning trying to get me to cover this fucking shift...when I turned up, there was more than enough people to get the job done....I am knackered as I start at 6am, and sometimes dont finish until 4pm or later thanks to low staffing...and this bastard basically confirmed the fact that I wasn't needed today!!

Why am I not happy with life? well as far as work goes, ofcourse I am not happy...

The work is simple(this should be a plus but its not). When I started this job, effectively it was a promotion, I used to clean toilets for god sake..now I actually feel like I belong, and that I matter as part of a working team, yet the shift pattern and hours of work are shit!

I just inherited £10k and my debts will be paid in full, with enough left to go to some exotic location for a vacation...and then some. I have a friend in the states who has offered me a place to stay so I can do that with the money..no hassle...and invest the rest in my savings account.

Why is it that no matter where you work...they think they own you? Next week I will be doing 6 days straight..working my day off..this may seem like a measley complaint, but when I start work at 6am, I cant go socialise unless I want to feel like utter shit on my shift. So I cant go socialise at all this week..because my job should be more important than my own free time.

I fucking hate it here, and I have only had this job for 2 and a half weeks....I already know what kind of shit hole I am working for..they are so uptight, and everything is "GO FASTER! GO FASTER!" I'm not a lazy worker, but I cant seem to work at the speed they demand...I'll probably be on job seekers allowance soon when they fire me for my supposed "low productivity" rating.

My new job sucks, just like I thought it would.....The early mornings are terrible...I just pissed away half of my day when I got back..I had to sleep for 5 hours from around Lunch-time..now I only have like 3 hours and Im supposed to go to bed again so I can get up for 5 fucking A.M tommorrow...trouble is now Im wide awake!

The job is quite gruelling, and the fact that I am having difficulty sleeping makes my shifts very hard to do...today I kept getting a wierd prickly sensation all over my body..like electric current was surging through it.

I had my first evaluation too..and they say my "productivity" is bad...I can pretty much work out that I have got maybe a few weeks before I get fired..or I quit due to the insanity of these early shifts...trouble is I cant risk this, as I have bills to pay, and the imminent firing scares the shit outta me.

found a video which might make you all chuckle, and its work related..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oChizeNbViE