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His shit don't stink

Submitted by slavegirl on Mon, 02/20/2006 - 22:22.

Just when I didn't think that the toilet situation could get worse he proved me wrong. It's cold here so you'd think that a man that owns a business that does insulation work would wrap the pipes. But no, that would be fifty cents out of his pocket. Besides I'm the only one in this hell hole of a trailer office so who cares if I have water or a toilet.
But let's not let that stop him from using the toilet. And hey...let's not just use it once let's use it three times. And let's use enough toilet paper to keep Charmin n business for the next decade. And just to make it interesting make sure you fill it to the very top so that when someone walks it sloshes over the sides and onto the floor.


A rat is a rat

Submitted by slavegirl on Fri, 02/10/2006 - 21:29.
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First I'm flushing his breakfast down the toilet because along with aim problems he doesn't want to dirty his precious hands on the toilet handle. I'd love to put a target on the toilet but he'd know it was me and I'd get fired for sure. But let me tell you on the mornings he's had a Denver omelette along with those little tater tots they serve with it, it would be worth it.
Today I had the pleasure of chasing a rat out of the trailer (office) who had just came out of the restroom. He looked disqusted though so maybe he was frustrated that he couldn't flush the old man's shit either.
The old boy had sympathy for me. He put traps out so I can find a dead or injured rat when I get here in the morning. Can't put bait out because it costs too much! LOL I think the big rat might be a relative to the little one with 4 legs. At least he shits outside.


79 and losing it

Submitted by slavegirl on Fri, 02/03/2006 - 20:46.

MY MORON OF A BOSS IS SO OLD HE CAN'T HIT THE TOILET AND I'M SUPPOSE TO USE THE SAME RESTROOM! HIS MOTHER NEEDED TO TEACH HIM TO FLUSH. HE CAN'T SEEM TO MASTER THE IDEA. GAG ME. HE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY THEY HAVE MANDITORY RETIREMENT. DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY...:(


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