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New job requirements for all employees

Submitted by jobsarehell on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 19:06.

Wanna get a job these days? Be prepared to be a slave. Here are some requirements for a job AD from an unnamed company, but actual posting. Notice some of the more interesting requirements which I have marked with ***:

Be at least 21 years of age for DOT covered positions OR have a minimum of 3 years professional driving experience with a Class 'B' CDL.

High School Diploma / GED equivalent.

Class “B” CDL meeting DOT requirements or Class B Permit - Must be willing and able to obtain Class B License within 2 weeks of hire date.


Fuck Fuck...another shit job

Submitted by jobsarehell on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 10:24.

goddam....look at this shit..found on monster.com

"Sales Earn $1000/wk part-time. Set own hrs. & days each wk. Paid training for 2 days, 4:30-9:30PM. Sell newspaper subscriptions door-to-door. Call NOW - Ltd. number of positions! 847-805-0266 (24hr v-m) "

are these people fucked up? 1. nobody reads the fucking paper any more. 2. Door to door selling is not what it used to be in the 60's and 70's. Now you can get killed, raped, tortured or worse. What a shit company and job. Goddam. Nothing but these fucked up Mickey Mouse jobs any more in this country.


Circuit City Stores Inc to cut costs by laying off about 3,400 store workers and hiring lower-paid employees to replace them

Submitted by jobsarehell on Wed, 03/28/2007 - 17:41.

Geez..what do they expect to pay, those guys already make minimum wage or just a bit above. Maybe some illegals for 10c per hour. More of the corporations squeezing the little guy in this country, pathetic. How can they fire people based on wages......fucking tards. This is fucked up.

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070328/circuit_city_layoffs.html?.v=2

Welcome to America where you get fucked daily.

Check out www.fuckedcompany.com to see how workers are getting fucked daily by companies.

I bet more companies get the same idea soon..... YOUR or MY shitty job could be next.


Another goddam recruiter.....

Submitted by jobsarehell on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 21:46.

....These job searches are a bitch. None of the 5000 resumes sent have brought anything, not as much as a fucking prank phone call. All I get is calls from fucking recruiters, who just collect applicants, waste an hour or two of your time filling out goddam paperwork and then they have NOTHING to show you. WTF??? Why the fuck even waste people's time with this bullshit. Fucked up thing is, these places just look at the fucking stupid fuck resumes and know NOTHING about you. You could be the greatest person in the world, but there have NO way of knowing that from the fucked up resume. I could be Steven Spielberg, but if I don't have fucking Titanic on my resume I'm just another dumb schmuck.


This is the job you want(....lol)

Submitted by jobsarehell on Sun, 03/18/2007 - 22:27.

.....a 2yr degree only....hmm....

doing all the work for perhaps $30K while the fucktard CEO is making a couple of mills, and you're doing all the work(and getting none of the credit). WELCOME TO THE CORPORATE WORLD!!!!

JOB POSTING ON CAREER BUILDER BELOW:

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The Assistant to the President and CEO
Company: Metals Service Center Institute

Description
Function
The Assistant to the President and CEO is the primary point of contact between members and the Office of the President. The incumbent coordinates access to the President for staff, members, and members of the public, as well as leaders of various other institutions doing business with MSCI. The Assistant to the President is also required to provide graphic design services for the organization.


Job posting.....Girl Scout CEO $200K/yr.....girl scout cookies anybody?

Submitted by jobsarehell on Sun, 03/18/2007 - 22:17.

check out this job posting on career builder... no we know where all the cookie money is going. Fucking tards.

Executive

CEO

Girl Scouts of Greater Chicago and Northwest Indiana Salary: $200K+ Seven metropolitan area councils serving 100,000+ girls with a volunteer base of 27,000 will realign in 2007. The Council CEO will lead consolidation and manage ongoing operations with a budget of $20 mm and 250 staff supporting multiple locations. This requires a dynamic, energetic and visionary executive with a demonstrated record of leading large customer-focused organizations. A minimum of 10 years' comparable experience is required in addition to exceptional communications skills, plus experience in fund raising, board governance, strategic planning and community relations. Advanced degree preferred.


Where are all the fun jobs?

Submitted by jobsarehell on Thu, 01/25/2007 - 23:33.
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So my temp job ended today, after 1.5 days...holy shit, that has got to be a record for me. They gave me some BS about not having the workload etc, but I think they just hired somebody directly, instead of paying the agency double for the work.

Where are all the fun jobs? are there any out there?

Why do I keep getting the shit jobs, filing, stupid data entry, and other crap that a high school graduate could easily do. I spent over $50K for a 4yr degree and all they think I can do is fucking enter stupid shit data. FUCK!!!!!

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I just "love" the descriptions on some of these job ads,.... BA or MA or PhD, like fucking shit, there is about 2 years time and $50K tuition between a BA and a fucking MA if not more, and they use the degrees like it's a difference between $1 and $1.25. Goddam idiots.


College degrees are fucking useless pieces of shit

Submitted by jobsarehell on Wed, 11/22/2006 - 06:25.

Hello, I'm quite new here. Signed up about 20min ago.
I'm kind of pissed off. I've been looking for a full time job for 2 months now. Going to these useless goddam job fairs, where they tell you to go to their web sites to apply, since they don't take paper resumes any more. You got and apply and fill out all this fucking useless data about yourself, all your fucking jobs since you were born.... and not even a goddam email that they got it. This fucking email shit is so useless it's not even funny. Back in 98 I had a job, no college degree, but was making some progress. I though, hey, I'll go back, get a degree, get a better paying job. Total horseshit. Colleges don't teach you shit that is useful in the world outside college. I have a worse time getting a fucking job now than I ever had without any degree. The amount of money I was making back then in 98 at my goofy job is what I can probably expect to make now, thousands of dollars later and years of life wasted.


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