fuck this job.com

I decided I couldn't work there another year! So I'm starting the new year without a job. It is a great feeling! I swear I'll be happier scavaging in the alley than I would be putting in another year at the evil shit hole.

Happy New Year!

This shit is so fucking stupid on so many levels.

First, these two assholes I work with thought it would be funny to stir up a bunch of shit. They started spreading a rumor around about a very big bonus I got. That's really funny since I didn't actually get one. I do get a modest bonus each quarter, but I'm new in the position and haven't actually received the first one yet.

These people are so fucking stupid that they didn't even question it. They just believed it when they were told that I was bragging about the HUGE ($20,000) bonus I got and all the things I was going to buy with it. Now, they are all pissed as can be.

This douche bag I work with lies about everything. He lies about shit that doesn't even matter. The dumbass even told me a story that I had told him. He told it like it happened to him. He forgot I was the one that told him about it. He swore it was true. I told him I knew he was lying because it was my story! He wasn't even there! I want to kick him right in his puny dick.