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Hello everyone,

I hate my fucking job sooooo fucking much. I have 2 bosses, both of whom are fucking morons. They compete with each other for the title of "Biggest Fucking Moron Asshole Dickhead Lying Fuckface In The Universe". One is a fucking imported limey dickhead who is just a fucking idea stealing oxygen thief slimey lying sack of pig shit and the other is some fucking over educated under achieving bullshitting fuck wit who's only reason for being hired in the first place is his MBA which stands for Master Bullshit Artist and I think he sucked off the VP of Ops. The useless cunt can't even add simple numbers without a calc. Un-fucking-believable!!!! I watched him amble through a simple billing statement where he had to move a decimal point 3 places and he needed a fucking calculator. Holy fucking shit!!!!!! I arrived at the magic number in my head and repeated it to him 11 fucking times before he stopped punching buttons and said the same thing and peered up from his fucking number cruncher with a "I'm so fucking smart" grin on his face.