fuck this job.com

i`ve just taken on a temp job for the summer with a local firm
doing sub contract work for the local council, it involves stripping and re painting window frames no problem...
I started Monday 22 this month may and was told to go to this address where a man would be waiting for me to tell me what to do, ok so far.
"ok you need to strip the back bedroom window and re paint it""just that one" i said"yep just that one and your done" great easy i`ll be finished in a few hours and home early today .it was rather a warm day so I left the gloves off after I had applied the stripper to remove the paint.

We used to sell r18 dvd`s from our uk site before trading standerds stopped this due to video recordings act and hard core dvd`s being sent in the post,so we used to get calls from customers asking about the film content and the pictures on the covers.i never really gave it a thought people rang and i told them big this,wet that,large thing,small that,just a quick run down as to what was on the dvd.then after a few weeks i noticed that a certain guy would ring a couple of times a week and i would know his voice,lets call him MR X...
every time he rang the same thing over and over again then o

as i said i used to send out all sorts of adult toys and to some famous well known tv faces.who i cant and will never name.but the public at large are in a league of ther own. returned blow up faulty dolls covered in pubic hair and yes you guessed it never used. again like the strapon,dildos covered in lube and hairs,but another toy a male toy which was prone to fail after a hard time was a giant pussy these guys would order them have them for a couple of days and ring up saying"this thing has split and i want another"but one guy would ring from time to time asking for broken or used toys dildos this went on for weeks and weeks until i invited this strange person into the lock up when he arrived he was dressed in a three piece suite brife case in hand a city type and the first thing he said was"show me the used toys"he was showed and paid top doller for them as well.

i have just finished working for an online adult sex toy retailer
we send all sorts out and one item which is a big seller is a foreskin strapon.a strapon with a moving latex foreskin.now we sent one out to a couple and when they received it they said"the strap was broke and could they return it" i said "as long as it`s not been used""no it`s still like new"he said. so several days passed and it landed on the door step when i opened it up as i was responsable for the returns i found a used foreskin strapon in a sandwich bag no box and covered in shit!!! like new my ass, or in this case it had been up his.