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The following is the letter that my sister will be giving to her soon to be former boss...It is so well written I just has to post it again...After you read it you will know why I am proud to call her my sister

Dear Stupid Mother Fucker:

I am writing this to tell you I fucking hate this job, and quite frankly I hate you too! You are a self righteous jerk whose many issues are due largely in part to your small pecker!! (I do not know this for a fact, but I am willing to speculate at this point.) You can take this fucking job and stuff it soundly up your pussy whipped ass! Good luck finding anyone who will be willing to take on this suck ass job for the pittance you pay! Fuck you! Stop acting like I don’t do anything…and if you ever say to meagain that you “do more by 12:00 then most people do all day” I swear to fucking god, I will punch you in your cocksucker! This is what I did “before 12:00” dickface:

So my summer break officially started on Monday...yeah lucky me right!! I should have nothing to bitch about right? Except the stupid retarded idiot parents that don't seem to realize that I DON'T GET PAID IN THE SUMMERTIME SO DON'T FUCKING CALL ME!!!! DON'T EMAIL ME!!! AND DON'T LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO CALL YOUR STUPID ASS BACK!!!! I could give 2 shits about the float for the 4th of July parade because guess what I'M NOT GOING TO BE THERE.....WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T GET PAID FOR THAT!!!!! Okay I like my job because I like to work with children...but their parents are fucking insane!!!!! It's as if they think I have nothing going on my life. Surely I must think, eat and breath only for them and their precious little preschool. Guess what people I have a life, I have a husband and a family but then you would know nothing about that because you have never bothered to ask. So no I don't care to help decorate your float, no I will not contact other parents to help you with your float, no I do not know nor do I care where you can get supplies for your float, and NO I will not take 4 hours out of my day(the day that happens to be my nephew's birthday as well as a close family friend, but again why would you know that) to swelter in the heat to walk next to your float..As far as I am concerned you can take the float, and shove it straight up your ass...unless of course you want to pay me, then I might find it with in myself to be a little more forthcoming with my time....

So here I am again, in making yet another mother of a preschooler unhappy. So this woman that I have never seen before comes to pick up one of the children. What do I do, I ask for ID. She doesn't have ID. "But I am on the approved consent form to pick up" she says. Yes I understand this, however I have not received a note or a phone call from this parent telling me that someone else is picking up their child, being that is is 10 minutes past pick up time I MIGHT have been willing to let the child go, BUT I have no proof of who this person picking up this child is. "Just ask him, he'll tell you who I am" sorry it doesn't work like that.

Okay so I work for a very small co-operative preschool. I work my ass off planning "fun and exciting" activities for 2 year old and 4 year old children. With my 4 year old classes I have a morning and an afternoon. The majority of my children have stay at home mothers. So I think...Oh hey let me do something nice and above and beyond for these mommies for mothers day. So I plan during my 45 minute lunch break to take that time and have a nice little tea and cookie gathering for these mommies....I think that's nice right....The children are making cute little gifts....I am teaching them a cute little song....You would think that these mommies would appreciate them right....