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CONTAGIOUS ASSHOLE!!! BRINGING DISEASE INTO THE WORK PLACE!!!

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 17:51.

Hello all it's been a few months, well working here is still the same except my cock-sucking asshole boss, felt the need to confide in another coworker and myself and tell us that he has some type of "fungus" growing on the "out side of his genitals" !!!!!!! I ALMOST PASSED THE HELL OUT!!
He then goes on to say that his wife also has the SAME problem on her genitalia!!!! OMG I could not believe he was telling us this If it was me I would have taken this shit to the GRAVE!!! So that was about 2 weeks ago, sure we all saw him constantly digging at his balls and scratching his ass, but we honestly chalked it up to him being nasty.


HOOK JERKS OFF THE REGULATIONS BOOK!!!

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Wed, 07/25/2007 - 15:53.

This mother fucker, I swear, he reads the regulations and ethics book like it is a Playboy. We can't take a piss with out him consulting the regulations and ethics BIBLE!!!!!!!! COCK SUCKER, SHRIMP DICK, BALD HEADED, HAIRY ARMS Gonorrhea stain!!!! Why do people take everything so serious? Why can't they just relax, and stop being so uptight?? Hook once told us that his favorite pass time is looking for Geo-Caches, know what that is?? Well we scared the living shit out of him and told him that can be pretty dangerous, because he could be ass raped in those woods that he lerks around in. He was terrified.


ASS RAPING COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 14:16.

HOOK IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE,COCK SUCKER,MOTHER FUCKER!!
We had a sales rep come in for a meeting yesterday, and afterwards she offered all of us civilian workers an insentive offer, if we sell so much of their product we get discounts at different stores (i.e. Borders, Old navy etc.) Anyway hook tells us today that we can not accept any of these discounts as it is against the Military ethics!! I HATE THIS SHIT, I told him we are not military, so that should not apply to us. He in turn says well we'll see cause I have schedule a meeting for all of us to attend to go over all of the Ethics standards.


ANT Coloney

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 16:43.

Well Now there is an ANT Coloney that have moved in to my office area. One of my oh so lovely coworkers decided to throw away rotten fruit in a trash can by my desk last night after I left. So this morning I come to work to that I have abour 5000 new neighbors.....ANTS!!!!!!!! all over my desk in my Keyboard, telephone, everywhere............NASTY FUCKING PEOPLE!! I mean would they do that at their house...No respect!!


FILTHY SHIT PACKED FINGERNAILS

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 13:39.

"Hook" (my superior fuck face boss) has the most disgusting finger nails I have ever seen. Seriously they are imbedded with shit, dirt, God only knows what! It looks like he never cleans them out, it has to be some sort of bacterial breeding ground under those nails. I never hear him wash his hands after using the restroom, which by the way is right by my desk. ( Yay for me !! ) So we had this "good-bye" cook out for our other boss who was being sent over to Iraq. Anyhoo, "Hook" designated him self the cook for the barbeque!!! I refused to eat, he didn't wear gloves, picked up the raw meat with his shit crusted hands and put it on the grill!!!!


STUCK UP FAT COCK SUCKING WHORES

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Tue, 07/17/2007 - 15:24.

oK here we go...... I had to make my routine trip to the "BIG" building this morning to drop off/pick up papers ( a bunch of BULLSHIT) I don't mind that part of my job, but the fucking whores that work over there in "the big building" are straight BITCHES!!! I have never had a real conversation with any of them, but they give me the nastiest looks, roll their eyes, and act like bitches for no reason. Why are people like this? I feel like it's mostly women that I get this attitude from, I mean i am a woman and I don't act like this, they are just catty fucking whores. All they do is sit around and eat ALL day long.


STINKY BALD ASSHOLE!!!

Submitted by GOVT_GIRL on Tue, 07/17/2007 - 12:29.

Hello all this is my First of many posts I am sure!! I have visited this site many times and now I am finally here to speak my mind with the rest of you.
Now thats out of the way let me begin..... As you can see by my user name I work for the "Almighty American GOV'T" and let me just start by saying that being a civilian in a "military" world fucking SUCKS!!! My boss whom I like to call "HOOK" is a tiny man with a BIG dose of napoleon syndrome. He is a MICRO manager and is always in someones face about something. My other co-workers are alright one in fact has become my good friend.


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