fuck this job.com

I'm sitting here on pins & needles waiting to see if I'm going to get a new job today. Why don't people call you first thing in the morning to tell you shit? Why do they wait until the afternoon to hire you, fire you or lay you off? It's like a whole fucking day you're in knots! I wish this new job called me this morning before I left for work, so I could have told this bastard to kiss my ass and stayed home partying with my pooch. My cell phone isn't working so I couldn't forward my calls; I'm constantly checking my home voicemail!

I think I'll have a nervous breakdown if I don't get it...but I BELIEVE!!!