fuck this job.com

Worse than teaching, the internship was the bane of my very existence. First off, $10, 000 of my money was spent for the privelege of being stuck in a sweaty, stinky university with ass-tasting water fountains, no $$ making capacity for a full year, and courses taught by goofball profs who couldn't cut shit as teachers and fled to higher education!!

Then my internship - with an (un) cooperative teacher so fucked up the university administration warned me before I took the position. A veritable Ilsa of the SS who metphorically gouged out students eyes, extinguished cigarettes on their naked flesh before engaging in lesbian sado-orgies.

Seriously, she was a soul-ripping, heartless bitch who took pleasure reaming me out in the middle of classes. When asked for help on certain subjects, she would gift me with 300 pages of curriculum materials and say "Here - figure it out." When I couldn't get copies cause the machine was down AGAIN, she said "I don't care - just get them fucking done!!" When I told her I was going for lunch, she replied "Don't tell me - I'm not your mother." When I returned from putting my grandfather in his casket into a graveyard shed in a snowstorm because those lazy-ass, jewellery-robbing mortician fuckwits don't bury people till June, she told me she was 'disappointed' that I had taken time off, as she had soldiered on her first year even though her father had died.

WELL EXCUSE ME IF I AM NOT A HEARTLESS BITCH!! Excuse me if I give people the benefit of the doubt, am professional enough not to argue in front of the kids, and don't sleep around with other married school staff!! There is a reason her nickname was 'mad dog' and students were scared dogs jumping through hoops in her class, and reasons the cool teachers (who all retired the year I passed through) called her "the new breed of super-teachers who think they'll inherit the earth."

Teaching doesn't suck - dealing with the craptrap of power-hungry control-freak staffroom politicians and arrogant rich kids who speak 3 languages but can't write a fucking paragraph sucks!! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!