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I'm getting fucked and I am not enjoying it one bit!

I can't believe the boss has decided to hire is live in girl friend. He tells me that she is going to be answering the phones and helping me where I need her. I DON'T need her help. When is she going to start answering the phone, I've been waiting for two days and she hasn't picked up the phone yet. He tells me she is real good on the computer, in what lifetime. She even admits that she is not good. I have to constantly show her and tell her and explain to her how to do stuff on the computer. How can I do my own job! And then to top it all off I find out the fucking bastard is starting her at 50 cents less and hour than what I make, and I've been there for over 6 years! What the hell am I doing here. This job is a fucking joke. Guess what old man you push me to hard and you're going to have to figure out how to do things on your own!!! Because I will be out of here!!!

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Vacation Time Coming???
Submitted by bohica on Wed, 09/14/2005 - 12:59.

It sounds like you need a vacation. Let the boss worry about his girlfriend-turned-employee. Those NEVER work out.
I suggest you take off work for a few days and let him figure out how to train the brainless bimbo.
In the meantime I'm still:

In search of Intelligent Life in my Boss's Office

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What a Dick!
Submitted by Babspray1 on Wed, 09/14/2005 - 15:00.

Wow, now that's fucked up. Maybe he's getting her bedroom skills confused with her office skills. Maybe he should let her stay home and just leave money on the nightstand in the morning. What's the difference?

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Run like the wind................
Submitted by shaemack on Wed, 09/14/2005 - 19:43.

Oh you poor thing- I started this job almost five years ago. After I was hired, I discovered the boss/owner was dinking one his little bimbo branch employees behind his wife's back. Of course I had the sincere pleasure of living through his divorce with him and bimbo who he moved into the corporate office with those of us who were actually qualified to be there.
Now the bad news- SOMETIMES THESE THINGS LAST- boss and bimbo are now married, she is the HR director (my dog is better qualified and more competent), she works a whopping 10 hours a week and makes the same wage as I do. I work 40-45 hours a week and am the Office Manager.
GET OUT NOW- I have finally had enough of the sheer disrespect of the situation, cleaning up after bimbo, and being ass fucked without the benefit of KY. I am sending out so many resumes, I don't even know who I am applying to work for, nor do I care- as long as I never have to deal with a situation like this again.

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Shaemack and I are on the same wavelength.
Submitted by FWood on Thu, 09/15/2005 - 00:15.

Shaemack is right: start looking to jump ship. But the gremlin in me thinks it would be a nice lesson for both of them, if you planted the bug that maybe the boss' best girl could "help" with payroll or accounting. Next to impossible to fake your way through either position: employees raise holy hell when their check isn't right and creditors aren't going to think it's cute that Tiffany can't turn on "the adding numbers thingee."

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Tried it-
Submitted by shaemack on Thu, 09/15/2005 - 17:12.

I've only lasted 5 years by planting little seeds like- "She could do payroll" Unfortunately she is still doing it and mistakes happen all the time- my personal favorite- she has been doing payroll for three years, twice a month, every month- every single time she faxes the ACH verification to the bank- she faxes their phone. EVERY DAMN TIME!!!
The down side is either people have to totally walk on egg shells and VERY diplomatically point out the error on their pay check or they are too afraid to ask to have it corrected............

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Well...
Submitted by FWood on Sat, 09/17/2005 - 00:32.

That still leaves Accounts Payable ;)

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Iam a Glorified Ass wiper
Submitted by redneckasswiper on Thu, 09/15/2005 - 04:55.

I took my job thinking I could make a diffrence be home with my kids every evening and weekends off but oh shit Iam a glorified ass wiper while the people who actually finished there degreee {Still finishing mine} get to do nothing but sit on there fat ass and surf the internet!Iam pulled from room to room to wipe fuking asses and lift people all day there favorite saying is will u watch my room u know what fuck u1 behind my big smile thats what i want to tell them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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