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He said you were computer literate

I was sick yesterday and called in to let them know I wasn't going to be there. At 10:00 yesterday morning I get a call at home. It's the girlfriend of the boss (he hired her last week). She can't figure out how to turn on my computer. "What do you mean you don't know how to turn on my computer?" I asked her. She tells me it keeps coming up with an error message. She tells me the message and DUH! All she had to do was eject the floppy disk that was in and then strike any key.
He said she was real good on the computer she knew what she was doing. I guess he didn't mean working with the computer but working on it!
And she is suppose to be here at 9:00 and it is now 10:00 and she is still not here. I guess when you screw the boss you can come in any time you want.

Oh you guys are going to love this. My boss just came to me and told me he thinks he knows why I get migrain headaches. I didn't realize he was a doctor as well as a know it all jerk. He thinks the reason I get migrains is because I drink over the weekend. The funny thing is I don't drink! Maybe the reason I get migrains is because I stress out over this stupid fucking job. I am overworked at this fucking job and I don't get paid what I am fucking worth and he wonders why I get migrains. Get a clue.

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Working ON a computer
Submitted by bohica on Tue, 09/20/2005 - 17:16.

Same result by substituting 'bed' for computer. This is what the boss did before he hired the bimbo.

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I'm here with you
Submitted by shaemack on Tue, 09/20/2005 - 17:31.

except my boss thinks he can tell me how to be a parent- even though I don't even talk about my personal life at work.
His now-wife, used to be girlfriend- comes in around 10:00, 11:00, 12:00- answers personal e-mails for a hour, then says- "I'm going to lunch". After her 2-6 hour lunch she may or may not come back into the office to make personal phone calls.
If she does any work at all, she manages to make huge mistakes that myself or the DOF has to clean up.
I was getting migraines too- the kind where I couldn't see- so now I just pop antidepressants, am in a state of denial and numbness and applying for every position I can. Otherwise I will go round the fucking bend, and believe me I will take others with me!!!

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Who will go first?
Submitted by bohica on Tue, 09/20/2005 - 17:43.

Boss or Bimbo?
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Anyone dumb
Submitted by shaemack on Tue, 09/20/2005 - 18:10.

enough to be within 3 feet of me. My co-"workers" aren't anything to be thrilled about either-
The IT guy that can't use the phone, copier, fax or stapler. And can't restore a document from a back up tape..........
The DOF that works 16 hours a week because she "has a family" (I'm the only FAMILY my son has,since Daddy moved 600 miles away, bitch), back stabs and brown noses....
The District Manager that yells at and insults everyone and goes drinking with the Owner/President/CEO at Hooters............

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