fuck this job.com

My search for a new job is in full swing now. I have taken all the paycheck abuse I am going to take, and now is a great opportunity to leave with the boss's girlfriend trying to learn my job. I could really screw them big time.

But let me tell you my story. I went home yesterday afternoon and got my mail. When I was going through it I noticed a letter from the bank (you can always tell if it is your bank statement or something else from the bank). I looked at the envelope and new it wasn't my bank statement so I opened it. I had deposited my paycheck on the 16th of September and the bank retuned it to me for insufficient funds and they charged me $8 to return it to me. Ok I'm angry. I go to the bank and talk to the nice lady behind the counter and she helps me figure out what is going on in my account. Yep they took the money out of my account that I deposited from my paycheck and then checks started bouncing. I am very lucky that the people at the bank know me. They paid my bouncing checks but I was still charged the $30 return check fee for all three checks that bounced. I am furious! This is my reputation that this dick is fucking with, he can ruin is reputation but not mine! I asked that the bank write me a letter on bank letterhead regarding the return check charges because my boss was going to pay them. While I am waiting for this letter I was talking to another teller, whom I know, and I told her I just need a new job. Well she says I should come and work for them and I told her I had been thinking about it. She then tells me that they don't have any openings at that branch but at another one they do. I asked her what do I need to do, do I need to fill out an application? She said I did and gave me one and even put at the top of the application that she recommends me for the position.

I take my letter and bad check to my boss and he pays it but blames the credit card company for not depositing funds in his checking account. It's not the credit card company's fault that he wrote a bad check it is his. But I got my money for my paycheck as well as the $98 in check charges. I went directly to the bank the check was written on and got cash to take back to my bank. My account is in good standing again but I am furious with my boss. And I will make him pay for this, BIG TIME!

I am going to the bank today with resume, application and a smile on my face. I will do what ever I have to get the hell out of here.
Just so you know this is my 4th bad paycheck within the last 9 months from this jerk. I've got to get out of here.If I don't I will be in the poor house.