Merry Christmas!

Well, I am back for annual visit to let you know how things are going between me and my hot lady boss. Things couldn't be better, just recieved my year end bonus a couple days ago and it was even bigger this year! It was increased due to the cutbacks we had to make on the staff - did you know with the proper amount of motivation coupled with fear can make a one person do the job that used to done by three? I don't know why people lessen themselves to doing some of the things they do when they know I am just going to crap on them when they are done. Even got to handle the "layoffs" of a couple employees, the first was a single mom but I had to show her the door. She started crying and begging me not to let her go because she didn't know where shoe could find a new job and I told her it wasn't my problem. The next was this jerk from accounting, I never liked the guy and I took pleasure in canning his ass at 4pm on a Friday. The look on his face was classic. Deer in the headlights. When we come back in january, I get to send a few more home for good but I plan on stretching it out over a week to build suspense. It should take them by suprise anyway since we told them no more layoffs. The silly thing is that we could afford to keep them all but we make more profits by eliminating these losers. Anyway, just wanted to say Merry Christams!


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Submitted by Evil_luna on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 09:35.

If that's serious then its not very nice

Submitted by Carlos on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 12:10.

That's you my friend. Taking pleasure in firing people is a sad commentary on your life. Sometimes it is necessary, but to enjoy it, is another matter. Your day will come.

Submitted by Trampmajor on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 13:09.

This guy is a 'familiar' for 'the man', 'the man's' dog, like those grunts who stood guard in the death camps claiming they were just following orders but secretly enjoying the power of their position. He doesn't deserve our attention.

Submitted by JaVibes on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 14:37.

Treating people like shit is not a job it's a choice. If you fuck with people's feelings they may just fuck you back.

Submitted by ANNOYED CHICK on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 15:11.

ITS SOOOOO FUCKED UP THAT YOU FIND THIS SHIT AMUSING!! ITS WRONG AND YOU KNOW THAT WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND YOU ARE ONE FOUL MOTHER [deleted]!!! BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY I WISH I WAS YOU TO GET RID OF THIS WASTE OF SKIN THAT SITS 1 FOOT AWAY FROM ME.

Submitted by Cranky broad on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 15:20.

that you go fuck yourself? Honestly guys, this dink has been slinging this same line of shit for ages. I find it all very hard to believe. He's most likely Walt the Janitor and these are just his delusions of grandeur. He's an irritating little antagonist because he is antagonized on a daily basis by those trash barrels filling up as quickly as they do. Take the same route his parents did. Ignore him and he will go away.

Submitted by wolfietherat on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 16:13.

You are right Cranky Broad. This fool is just trying to get a charge out of us. It gets lonely in the janitor closet, his mind starts racing.

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 17:30.

Don't let this guy get to you. About a year ago this guy was posting his personal sex history and the Admin took care of him. He comes back now and then and tries posting provocative stuff.

He will go away soon. Just wait.

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Submitted by Cranky broad on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 17:52.

imaginary? Just asking. Happy New Year Mister X!

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 22:42.

Happy New Year to you Cranky.

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Submitted by the_magnet on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 19:36.

Come on now, did I rain on your simple little parade? I'm the only one who is honest here. Maybe if you people just would try to do your jobs instead of crying about having to go to work and actually work while you are there your boss might just notice you. Show the boss some respect, after all, they are better than you and in a position of authority. If any of you people worked for me, I'd bounce you to the curb so quick it wouldn't be funny. Enough for now, gotta go choose who to layoff next week!

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 22:49.

Son of a Bitch! LOL

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Submitted by juliewess on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 21:36.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Quit commenting on other people's blogs you [deleted] loser.

Submitted by ookie on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 21:45.

better than me in that they know how to and are willing to kiss a lot of butt to get to that position to begin with. I'm sure if any number of us worked for you, you wouldn't be firing us because we'd have already quit long ago.

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 12/29/2005 - 22:59.

I read somewhere the the vast majority of workers quit because of the management. After all, if you got respect, why would you leave?

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Submitted by ChangeMonkey on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 01:47.

How some people get to the top is either blowing or boning others or office politics that got them there and nothing to do with skills or knowledge or their degrees. Just because one has a degree (and this is a general statement and for those that have degrees and work and prove it day in and day out, this doesn't include you that earned it) doesn't mean they sit back and put their feet up. If they don't keep on top of the game of whatever field they're in, they'll be left on the sidelines real quick and end up getting their dinners from a soup kitchen.

As Mister X said that a large reason people quit/leave their job is because of how management treats their employees. I wholeheartedly agree. Some years ago at the company Christmas party, I was talking to one of the general managers. He's a nice guy and in all my time there he never stepped on people or treated them like shit. He would always be friendly to everyone and ask them how they're doing and take some time out to talk briefly. We were discussing how at one time I was interested in going back to school to perhaps get a degree in management. We discussed some policies or way things could be improved. He said to me that half the managers and supervisors they have are shit and he wish he could can them (the company's unionized). He said the ideas I have and how I would approach things is the way it should be done and how to treat workers like people and not animals. He's a guy I would work for if he was my direct boss but he isn't. Unfortunately, the people in the middle can really fuck up a lot of things to keep the people that would be good supervisors or bosses from advancing and it seems that a good percentage of people in authority got up there with a bloody knife. And it's always the kiss asses with the bloody knife that got the positions.

Submitted by IHateMyJob on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 02:22.

Screw you and your bonuses and telling people to "just be happy about your job". Well let me tell you what some of us have to face and "be happy" about :

* Working for an hourly wage doing crap jobs for a Boss that doesn't appreciate what the fuck we've done.
* Taking constant verbal and mental abuse and having to deal with their hypocritical views about us.
* Getting called at 8am and told "Nothing to do today, have the day off". Day off = no pay.
* Being told we have "plenty of work" and then being told that we DON'T have the contracts.

I'm sure that if you weren't the real-life equivalent to Whelan Smithers you'd be here, bitching and moaning as to how much your job sucks.

And as far as respecting the Boss goes, I respect my Boss, however he chooses NOT to respect me or any of the staff! He barks orders, doesn't know the meaning of such words as 'courtesy','politeness' or even the word 'respect'.

Oh, and your statement of "Enough for now, gotta go choose who to layoff next week!" is laughable. You may be forced to deal with your OWN termination like some people I've heard about in the past. But be VERY careful who you piss off ... "The toes you tread on today, may be the attached to the feet that are attached to the legs that support the arse you'll be kissing tomorrow". All it takes is for your boss to want more money yet again, and start cutting back on such things as ... oooh ... smartarse hatchet people?

I seriously even doubt you are 100% original judging by the utter bullshit you have blogged in the past. Your little sexual fantasies about your boss ... SICK! I mean, why oh why would you want to screw your BOSS? Can't you get enough of your work - do you even have a life outside of work? If you claim I'm envious of your authority, think again buddy. I'm not - I'm just glad I'm not insecure like you.

Excuse me, I'm off for dinner with my Swedish supermodel girlfriend and her three attractive sisters in the company learjet. HA! :P

Submitted by noalarmsandnosu... on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 02:25.

We come here to get away from our shitty work lives, not to continue it after we leave. Don't you get enough satisfaction treating people like shit a work? Do you really need to come here to belittle others too.[deleted], when it comes down to it put me and you in a room and see whos coming out you soft mother [deleted].

Submitted by Bent on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 02:47.

It's true, I saw him there mopping the floor one time and after that he had to go clean the shitters, he's been working there for like...15 years and still hasn't been promoted. He hasn't even made employee of the month yet. But he has a such rich fantasy life and this keeps him going. So we have to humour his sorry pock marked ass I suppose. One day soon he will save enough money to go back to night school and get his high school diploma then the world will be his oyster.
LOL what an asshole.
What a first class wanker you are magnet you insignificant little ringworm. Go wank some more instead of antagonizing people, don't you have better things to do you buttmonkey?
Bent

Submitted by the_magnet on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 05:56.

I wished you a merry christams and this is how I am treated. Attacked by the slow witted working class losers who hate the very jobs they have become dependant on. It is funny, the insults you sling at me when all you desire is to have the money, power and prestige I have at my job. Am I worried about being canned someday down the line? Not one bit. I have quite a bit of cash hidden back, thanks to some nice generous kickbacks. You people just don't know how to play the system. The system, thanks to people like me, uses people like you and then spits you out when we are done. Time to find a new plaything is what i told one of the last people I laid off. I am planning on canning this one woman who is a customer service rep next week but may parlay it into a boom boom, if you idiots get what I mean. She looks pretty good and I know she needs her job. It wouldn't be the first time I've strung some honey along for the fun. Okay, now get back to hating me!

Submitted by IHateMyJob on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 18:22.

You are most likely some unemployed dimwit with the mental capacity somewhere in the vicinity of a vegetable.

I did a psychology thesis on the abuse of authority, and usually people like you tell that stories to cover your severe lack of member size also relate these stories back to a sexual fantasy. Because no female wants to engage in sexual conduct with you, your only way to release sexual tension is to lie.

Get help...

Oh, I'm not slow witted either - I would have more qualifications than you'd ever see in your pre-pubescent life.

Submitted by Jane Doe The XPeon on Mon, 01/09/2006 - 05:03.

You are not worth hating. You are nothing but an wannabe over-paid male whore who will someday have a plunger stuck up his ass around the same time the knife falls on his back.

Good luck. Don't choke so hard on the fishy broad as your dream world falls apart.

If I had ever meet a [deleted] like YOU, I honestly would have a difficult time making out YOUR NONDESCRIPT FAT ASS!

Submitted by Mister X on Tue, 01/10/2006 - 00:44.

'butt wipe' is too funny!

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Submitted by whattda on Fri, 12/30/2005 - 11:42.

Magnet, shut up and go clean the toilet you just made me throw up in.

Submitted by Bent on Sat, 12/31/2005 - 06:30.

LOL maget
How long did that senario take you to dream up? Lets see now, lets go for something with the maximum morally antagonistic, abusive quotient..lol. Lets see now, aha! got it! sexual harrassment and abuse of power all rolled into one, that oughta stir them.
Do you have a partner working with you? Or maybe a group? Do you sit around with pencils behind your ears fiddling with your pocket protectors and wracking your peabrains for the best senario you can think of to get the results you need? Oh, and you ARE needy. LOL so very needy. That must have been an off the cuff one, because quite frankly, it wasn't very good and was almost a rerun on one of your other posts about firing a single mother. Fuck! are you running out of material already? Or were you too busy circle jerking and lost the thread? lol
waste of skin
lol

Submitted by Frustrated_as_hell on Sat, 12/31/2005 - 14:53.

Hi Magnet, you should really get back on your medication. Your delusions of grandeur is starting to resurface and that cannot be healthy…..