The Shit I do for a Paycheck!!!!!

So this little crackhead bitch in one of my classes today tells me that she is going to,"Break my neck," "Kick my ass," "Hurt me till I bleed", and then had the nerve to .............refuse to leave my class. I had to have someone from the office come up and get her. Then she says calls me a "dumb-ass teacher" infront of the principal. (dumb? Honey you are the one who is slow.) The principal just stands there like a fucking idiot.
Man I wish I could have had 5 minutes in a dark alley with that little crack baby. Well she is 17...one more year, and it would be considered a fair fight...right?
And guess what all of this was about.....I told them that they could not talk during the 10 question test I was giving today.
Why don't I just quit working and collect welfare like she will probably do her whole life?
THIS JOB SUCKS ASS!!! I would rather shovel shit.


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Submitted by madashell on Tue, 01/24/2006 - 19:44.

Having to deal with those brats...At least you can hold your head up high and say you have earned your money...Would you be able to transfer to a different school? Would that help? Just asking..

Submitted by Mister X on Tue, 01/24/2006 - 23:39.

You said: "I would rather shovel shit."

Come to my job and I'll ask the owner if you can take his kid's poopy diapers to the dump! LOL.

Careful what you wish for...you just might get it. LOL

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Submitted by bunny379 on Sat, 02/25/2006 - 17:41.

I teach rich kids. It's the same shit. I get shitted on and paid the worst salary in the world. I've also started drinking regularly. Yay... I love teaching. And the principal stands there and does nothing at my school too. In fact, discipline referral forms conveniently "disappear" after I write up students.