Loud Bastards

The mother fuckers I work with are especially loud today. My office is near a meeting room which also doubles as a lunch room. The kitchen is also nearby. These asswipes are yaking up a loud storm today during lunch and their coffee breaks. This one dumb cunt is really getting on my nerves with her annoying laugh. I just want to go into the kitchen and shove the coffee maker down her fucking throat to shut her the fuck up. They stay clear of the front of the office where the boss works. I had to fucking close my door today.

To all you inconsiderate fuckers: Take your bullshitting ways and get the fuck out of my area. Lunch is for replenishing your body with enough calories to get as far away as you can from this fucking shit hole when the clock strikes 4:30. You want a fake conversation with fake people, go out to lunch or something.


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Submitted by whattda on Tue, 02/07/2006 - 23:12.

That would drive me completely crazy! All I can say is, you are lucky to have a door to close.

Submitted by antilles1974 on Tue, 02/07/2006 - 23:29.

Cubes are the worst because you can't shut out anybody. I worked at a place where the entrance to my cube was in direct view of my manager's office (who had a door). People would come by her office to yak up a storm and sometimes two or three people will congregate around her door while she sat in her office. Rather than invite them in and shut the door, I had to have someone's ass in my space while they have their little meeting.

Submitted by Bent on Wed, 02/08/2006 - 03:39.

I would kill for a door, or even a small wall for that matter. I HAD some walls, but after the super duper renovations, they were gone.
I can relate though. I don't even have a corner, so there are many times when I am on the telephone where I actually cannot hear the person on the other end. And that is in normal noise levels. When there's a higher noise level or one of the crazy bitches gets excited, it's impossible. God I would love a door. Shit even a corner would be an improvement. I'm out in no man's land like a sitting duck.