fuck this job.com

First I'm flushing his breakfast down the toilet because along with aim problems he doesn't want to dirty his precious hands on the toilet handle. I'd love to put a target on the toilet but he'd know it was me and I'd get fired for sure. But let me tell you on the mornings he's had a Denver omelette along with those little tater tots they serve with it, it would be worth it.
Today I had the pleasure of chasing a rat out of the trailer (office) who had just came out of the restroom. He looked disqusted though so maybe he was frustrated that he couldn't flush the old man's shit either.
The old boy had sympathy for me. He put traps out so I can find a dead or injured rat when I get here in the morning. Can't put bait out because it costs too much! LOL I think the big rat might be a relative to the little one with 4 legs. At least he shits outside.
God help me.