Just when I didn't think that the toilet situation could get worse he proved me wrong. It's cold here so you'd think that a man that owns a business that does insulation work would wrap the pipes. But no, that would be fifty cents out of his pocket. Besides I'm the only one in this hell hole of a trailer office so who cares if I have water or a toilet.
But let's not let that stop him from using the toilet. And hey...let's not just use it once let's use it three times. And let's use enough toilet paper to keep Charmin n business for the next decade. And just to make it interesting make sure you fill it to the very top so that when someone walks it sloshes over the sides and onto the floor.
Here I am sitting with my gas mask on watching the fumes ooze out from under the door. Then one of the morons that works here walks in and say's "OMG it STINKS in here." I looked at him and said "No shit."
He left. Good move. God help me.
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