One of the Retard's "Hate Letters"

Sarah the retard bangs these off when she's angry or otherwise annoyed. Here's one I grabbed off the printer before she got to it. Remember the only reason she has a computer is so she doesn't throw a fit because everyone else does.

Typos and grammar errors are hers...

I am so mad because I wanted a time turner like harry potter so I could go back in time and I wanted a new tennis skirt because I need a new one and I want a purse like my sister in laws that's shiny but in black but I didn't get these because people are mean and its not right because I want them I like the Olympics but Michelle Kwan didn't skate and that makes me sad because she's not skating and theres lots of sking on tv and I want to go hilton head to play tennis and Daddy says I can so I will but Daddy says we cant go on vacation until fall of 2007 and I want to go on a cruise now.


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Submitted by Urban Teacher on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 18:15.

Ok...who is this person???

You are kidding me!

This person exists?

As a carbon based life form?

How....really....do you not go up to this individual....take duct tape...or a stapler in this case....staple this letter to her forhead and say "you are too stupid to live...."

Are you kidding me....? She is like the chick in Wille WOnka and The Chocolate Factory (Barruca?) How old is this person?

Please tell me 11.....
Please....

Submitted by Jessie on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 21:28.

Oh yes, she exists. She's in her 30s and she's like a 10 year old. She is mentally retarded but the reason she's a pain in the ass is because her parents give her whatever she wants. She thinks she's a princess and even has a "magic wand."

Submitted by Righteous on Fri, 02/24/2006 - 16:20.

I'm soooo sorry Jessie. It sounds so tough to have to work under the conditions you describe. I wish I had some helpful advise.
Oh, wait here you go.... Margaritas, at least 2.
Aka "chooch"

Submitted by Evil_luna on Fri, 02/24/2006 - 17:32.

I think you deserve a medal for having to put with crap like that. You know I'm all for equal opportunities and not discriminating, but why the fuck would you allow someone like that to be in an environemtn they are obviously not suited to and totally bring everyone else down??? her parents should be fucking strung up for not looking after her and forcing people to have to deal with her shite.

Submitted by bunny379 on Sun, 02/26/2006 - 01:26.

OMG I thought it was a kid who wrote that... wow... WHat kind of work do you do? yikes.. and I thought I had it bad but at least mine and teenagers and you can expect that.. but an adult? Who cares if she's mentally incapacitated.