fuck this job.com

THEME: WILL YOU GRAB MY NIPPLES WITH JUMPER CABLES, CONNECT THEM TO YOUR CAR BATTERY, AND START TAKING OFF DOING AT LEAST 45 MPH?

Before I was looking for a job, on my answering machine, I had a recorded message of Dave Chappelle playing Rick James, and anyone that called (including my mother who cussed me out saying change that shit)
would hear "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" And the funny thing about it, there were stupid assed people who actually thought it was someone that answered the phone. They would go, "Hello, hello?"

Just for shits n giggles, I'm going to record something else, but more foul, becasue I know who and what will be calling me tomorrow since I have no prospects, at least anything to jump up and down for.

Call my house, and all you'll hear is a "BRRRRRRRRRRRIP!"

Draw your own conclusions.

Gotta keep laughing because i'm tired (and my fiancee is too I know, but too much of a sweetheart to tell me i'm being an annoying, emotional, mean cunt) of crying and being frustrated. Think i'm going to have a friend call my last job posing as a "potential employer" and see what those cud-fuckers are saying. I have a gut-feeling something is a-foul.
Might just take the 2 yrs off my resume and explain I was a house bitch for 2 yrs.....but I digress.

I have a live-in dick to stick me, I don't need artificial (employers/head-hunters/fascists jerking my wang and I don't even have a pee-nus)dicks to jab me in the ass with no grease and don't even give me the common courtesy for a reach-around.

Good night folks, good luck in ones searching, and good luck in ones searching with a shitty assed job, have a good day, regardless of the cock-cunt-asshead-turd-whore-bitches-anus spasms you work with/for.

Just come one here and get a laugh, I sure as hell do and thats one thing that keeps me laughing and keeps my head up and not blowing someones head off!

Dyslexic-Cnut a.k.a. Matted Sheeps Ass