Sarah the Retard Again

Well she is being her usual crazy self and annoying all of us daily when she's here. Her parents keep her home when they want because we're just babysitters. Next week she's going to Disneyworld. That's 7 weeks of vacation she's taken so far this year.

She's been more babbly than usual since she found out she's going to Disney. She keeps babbling about her "resort mug" and her "ice cold water." She also says that she "deserves" this vacation.

Lately she's also been trying to get into other people's email and desks. I caught her sitting at my desk once and she ran away screaming and giggling. HR did nothing and said it was "nothing to be concerned about." Bullshit. I've seen her with her hands in my desk and on my computer many times now. She's also doing the same to the other gals. Today we decided to take pictures and video with camera phones. HR can't ignore photographs and videos of this.


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Submitted by Urban Teacher on Mon, 07/17/2006 - 21:56.

I would also want a camera.....because when I beat this kid to death with my desk chair and was serving time-I would have a momento to look back upon..

I would just go off......or.... you could set her up...

A. Take all of the screws out of an old office chair- set it at your desk- tell someone next to her that you have a bunch of private tiems on your computer so "keep an eye on it"

B. Take an old keyboard- connect it to your computer and put crazy glue on the keys (lightly)-

C. When you leave your desk area- find a way to string wax dental floss about five inches from the floor

D. Or...win the lottery...drop by her desk...kick the living shit out of her...and call your new attorney on the way out the door...