The Secret To Being Successfull

Being good at your job is just a pre-requisite to being successfull. The real key lies in the battle for the grey area. Winning control of the area in between the rules is key and everyone is vying for it. Jealous coworkers, middle managers, bitches, pricks, etc... They all want it and they all want to get inside your head and mind fuck you. They want to find any little way to antogonize and wear you down mentally. To win, you have to be cold and ruthless with these fuckers. Once you identify one of these pricks, always keep in mind they aren't you're friends, although they may pretend to be. They are a waste of skin, space, and life. When the mind fucking war starts, you need to pull out every weapon in your arsenal against them. You don't need friends at work. The only thing you need is to not be fucked with.


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Submitted by housemouse on Tue, 07/25/2006 - 16:03.

It's all a game and the earlier you understand office politics, the better. There's no way they can pay you enough to be friends with these people.

Submitted by juliewess on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 17:38.

Even just being quiet and not getting involved is not enough. You have to secure some level of juice to protect yourself should someone try to take you down.

Work sucks....