fuck this job.com

Newbie's wife is about as nasty as they come. She has decided that since her husband has taken a job with us that she has the right to go around and be as nasty as she wants to be with employees and other customers around the casino, to make a big deal out of every little thing that offends her, to boss people around, and to basically do whatever the hell she feels like doing.

She is in for a big fucking surprise.

Last night she approached me and asked why the floor supervisors refused to give her a pass into the poker tournament. "After all", she said, "I play poker, too." I spoke with the pit boss. As it turns out, she simply hasn't played enough poker to have earned the pass into the tournament. What's more is, every time she sits down at a poker table she loses her ass royally (she has no idea what she is doing), then starts to take shots at the dealers. One Asian female dealer who beat her ass every single hand was called, "slant-eyed bitch." One bald headed white male dealer, who was beating her so badly she was about to come unglued, risked the courtesy of showing her what she was doing wrong; he was called, "fucking bald-headed freak." She took his instructions as an insult and asked me for a complaint form to drop on him. He is one of our best dealers. The complaint form was read and signed by me in front of her - then went straight to the paper shredder when she turned away and went back to the casino. Yeah, right, I'm going to reprimand one of our best just for you, Babe.

There is a list in my pocket of all her little shithead activities around the place. If her bullshit keeps up, I am going to have security escort that bitch out the door and never let her dumb ass back in the joint.

Newbie, her husband, just follows her around and stands there and listens to her shit without protest or complaint. His face doesn't even get a little red at even the most embarrassing of her comments or her embarassing losses at the gaming tables. He has obviously gotten used to her bullshit, or, most likely - he is just a stupid as she is. I, however, will not extend her the courtesy of getting used to her bullshit. I am keeping my list, and when it is finally long enough - I am going to 86 that muthafucka.

The corporate director once asked me, "What do you like most about your job?"
"The people, the customers."
"What do you hate most about your job?"
"The people, the customers."

Little Nicky