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Fun With Junk Mail

Do you want to turn those countless hours you spend sorting through mail into something meaningful?? Do you think it's impossible to make that time fun?? Do you want to make those blood sucking corporations pay for wasting your valuable time while keeping postage prices from rising??

Well I've got the answer for you and it's quite simple:

- Simply take the return envelope most junk mailers supply, stuff it with the contents they send you (I remove any reference to my identity), and mail it back to them. Yes, It's that easy!!

Not only does the blood sucking company pay the return postage as well as the poor schmuck who opens the letters, our postal service gets more business which should prevent stamp prices from rising.

Now you'll barely be able to contain your joy at the sight of the next junk mail.

Join the movement and tell a friend.

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Another good use for junk mail
Submitted by wolfietherat on Thu, 09/07/2006 - 18:41.

Just to mess with someone that pisses me off, I fill out their name and address on every one of those cards from magazines and for free vacation drawings. They get tons of junk mail after that. I know, passive aggressive, but it is fun.

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Wrappers, toothpicks, and garbage
Submitted by Tearful on Thu, 09/07/2006 - 19:32.

If you really want to have fun, enclose a snot rag, toothpick, or something relatively nontoxic. While sending things such as live bullets, controlled substances, corrosives, etc are illegal, BUT FUN, I WOULD not RECOMMEND or condone IT.

Otherwisde, got a boss you hate? (no, not ever here) Fill his name, phone number, and address out on the card. Your boss will appreciate the tons of expensive items and unsolicitied calls he gets.

My wife and I have hours and hours of fun with junk mail. I just miss those telemarketing calls we used to get. We used to make fun of them, scream at them, make them listen to the TV, shout obsentities, pretend orgasms, damn they were fun. I actually looked forward to telemarketers calling the house.

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Great Ideas!!
Submitted by HangingOnToHope on Thu, 09/07/2006 - 20:19.

That really takes it to a higher level!! I think i'll send our corporate pals all those unwanted boogers, toenail clippings, and belly button lint!! Ha Ha :)

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Yep, we've done the mail-stuffing thing
Submitted by ookie on Thu, 09/07/2006 - 21:15.

here at home. Great stuff. Ya know, an envelope full of pennies wouldn't be too bad either (never done it, though). Think how much that will cost them to send. :)

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I have been returning envelopes
Submitted by hyena8 on Thu, 09/07/2006 - 21:22.

I have done this for years. It's so much fun!! When I got some religious garbage in the mail (I am aethiest) I wroter 'MURDERERS' AND 'JEW HATERS' across it and returned it. Never heard from those assholes again. I stuff the envelopes with cereal boxes, advertisements from other companies (put Visa crap in the Mastercard envelope and Mastercard crap in the Visa envelope), fake credit cards, old envelopes, receipts, food packages; anything that is not illegal or hazardous or leaks and is not metal is legal as far as the post office is concerned. They say as long as it fits in the envelope and you seal it they don't have a problem.

I used to get a lot of telemarketer calls despite being in the 'National Do Not Call List'. I put the phone down and walk away till I get the buzzing noise from the phone then I hang it up. Gee whiz they have stopped calling me now!!

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