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tell them you have avian flu or some other really great contagious Disease.. here are a few to help ya out -
Abdominal aortic aneurysm
Abdominal Hernia
Abruptio Placentae
Abscess
Acanthamoeba
Acanthosis nigricans
Accidental death
Accidental Eye Injury
Accidental injury
Achalasia
Achondroplasia
Acidosis
Acne
Acoustic Neurinoma
Acquired Cystic Kidney Disease
Acromegaly
Actinic keratosis
Actinymycosis
Acute Appendicitis
Acute bacterial prostatitis
Acute Bronchitis
Acute Disseminated Encephalomyelitis
Acute infections
Acute kidney failure
Acute lower respiratory conditions
Acute lymphocytic leukemia
Acute myeloid leukemia
Acute Nonulcer dyspepsia
Acute Pancreatitis
Acute rheumatic fever
Acute stress disorder
Acute urinary conditions
Acute urinary retention
Addiction
Addison's Disease
Addisonian crisis
Adenitis
Adenoid disorders
Adenoiditis
Adenoma
Adenomyosis
Adenoviruses
Adhesions
Adjustment Disorder
Adolescent conditions
Adrenal Cancer
Adrenal disorders
Adrenal insufficiency
Adrenoleukodystrophy
Adult respiratory distress syndrome
Adult SMA
Adult T-cell leukemia/lymphoma
Adult-onset ALD
Adverse reaction
African Sleeping sickness
Age-related macular degeneration
Agenesis of the corpus callosum
Aging
Agnosia
Agoraphobia
Agranulocytosis
Aicardi syndrome
Akathisia
Albinism
Alcohol abuse
Alcohol Withdrawal
Alcoholic liver disease
Alcoholism
Alexander Syndrome
Alkalosis
All Disease Categories
Allergic bronchopulmonary aspergillosis
Allergic Disorders
Allergic rhinitis
Allergies
Alopecia
Alopecia Areata
Alpers Syndrome
Alternating Hemiplegia
Alveolar Hydatid Disease
Alzheimer's Disease
Amebiasis
Amebic dysentery
Amenorrhea
Amnesia
Amnesic shellfish poisoning
Amnestic disorder
Amphetamines
Amputated arm
Amputated finger
Amputated thumb
Amputated toe
Amputation
Amyloidosis
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
Anal Cancer
Anal conditions
Anal fissure
Anal itching
Anaphylaxis
Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome
Anemia
Anencephaly
Anesthesia Complications
Aneurysm
Angelman syndrome
Angina
Angioedema
Angioma
Animal allergies
Animal bite
Anisometropia
Ankle conditions
Ankle fracture
Ankle injuries
Ankle sprain
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Ankylosis
Anorectal disorders
Anorexia
Anorexia Nervosa
Anovulation
Anoxia
Anthrax
Anti-Social Personality Disorder
Antiphospholipid syndrome
Anuria
Anxiety
Anxiety attack
Anxiety Disorders
Aorta conditions
Aortic aneurysm
Aortic coarctation
Aortic valve disease
Aphasia
Aplastic anemia
Appendix disorders
Apraxia
Arachnoid Cysts
Arachnoiditis
Arbovirus
Arenaviruses
Arm conditions
Arm fracture
Arm injury
Arrhythmias
Arsenic poisoning
Arteriovenous Malformation
Arteritis
Artery conditions
Arthritis
Arthrogryposis
Asbestos conditions
Asbestos poisoning
Asbestosis
Ascariasis
Ascites
Asperger syndrome
Aspergillosis
Asphyxia
Asthma
Astigmatism
Astrovirus
Asymptomatic inflammatory prostatitis
Ataxia
Ataxia Telangiectasia
Atheroma
Atherosclerosis
Athlete's foot
Atrial Fibrillation
Atrial flutter
Atrophic rhinitis
Atrophic vaginitis
Atrophy
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Auditory Processing Disorder
Autism
Autoimmune Atherosclerosis
Autoimmune Diabetes Insipidus
Autoimmune diseases
Autoimmune Endometriosis
Autoimmune eye diseases
Autoimmune Hemolytic Anemia
Autoimmune Hemophilia
Autoimmune Hepatitis
Autoimmune Interstitial Cystitis
Autoimmune Lymphoproliferative Syndrome
Autoimmune Myelopathy
Autoimmune Myocarditis
Autoimmune neuropathies
Autoimmune oophoritis
Autoimmune orchitis
thats just some of the A's
you can get a full list at http://www.cureresearch.com/lists/conds.htm

I should give them an earful of ailments. That should shut them up and keep them at bay. I think I will start with Anal Itching.

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

i thought youd like that
piss on the wankers
"dont take any guff from the swine"- Hunter S. Thompson