fuck this job.com

I bet the whole family is fat.

Their teenage prick monsters throw garbage: cans, wrappers indescriminately out their car windows in my yard, in their own yard. One of their daughters had a different guy at the house every week. Now she's knocked up and home from college permanently. I even hate their fucking dogs. Even though there's a privacy fence between our backyards, if their little mutt here's me snap a twig the little bastard barks for hours non-stop.

I can't believe they're stupid enough to start a war with a neighbor. They'll have to see me every fucking day of their miserable lives. How stupid can someone be?

Have you considered having their cars towed from in front of your house? I don't know what the ordinances and laws are where you live, but where I grew up, you had the right to have unwanted vehicles moved from your property if your neighbors didn't cooperate. I know this only because our neighbor used to park a conversion van and a large pickup truck in front of our house, and when we asked him to move them, he angrily refused, saying that it's a free country. We contacted city officials to see if anything could be done, and they said a tow truck would come and remove one of the vehicles, but not both, and they'd do it at our neighbor's expense. He never parked in front of our house again.

Because this sounds like my lame ass neighbor, who has two humongous vans and a sedan and park wherever they feel like it. I live in a city where onstreet parking is taken VERY seriously. People often put chairs on the street to save their parking space (or deter others from parking there).

Anyway, I agree with skazoo - find out what the local ordinances are and use the law to your advantage. The idiots that live next door to have been cited by the city not about the number of cars they have, but the mess on their front porch and back yard. It sounds like your neighbors have similiar issues, so you might be able to get them on this. Good luck!

Guerrilla Warfare is a favorite hobby of mine aginst asocial fuckwads like this.... if the authorities won't do anything about it, then my suggestions (which have been tried sucessfully both by me AND others):
1) A quart of maple syrup in the gas tank... same as suger but twice as destructive and leaves no trace as there's no granular residue to give it away... one minute the car is fine, the next it's shitting all over itself and costing them mad $$$ with no decent rationale for the reason it needs constant repair... this is the more subtle one of the two I'm giving... the other is easy and waaaaaaaaaaay nastier:
2) a can (or tin as you brits call it) of anchovies in mustard sauce kept frozen, and thrown either under the seat, (quick and dirty, but easiely found) or for a longer nastier version, and if you have the time at night, pull the heater vents out of the dash and chuck a few of them nasty little fuckers up deep inside and leave em. If its winter when they turn on the heat they'll get hit with the most pugnacious odor imaginale, and if its summer, that rotten fish odor NEVER goes away... they'll have to junk the car, esp. if you stuff em waaaaaaaaay back in the dash.
Just my 2 cents (or pence LOL)!!!!

the 1st wave of attacks has commenced. The fuckers fucked up and parked their car in the wrong direction. The city police are on their way over as i type. I'm going to fill out a full report with them. Then if I see fat ass later i'll cuss him out. If they keep it up, guerilla warfare shall insue. Commandos will be deployed. What a bunch of stupid fucks. They are gonna regret the day they ever decided to fuck with me. Thanks for the tips Rakkas.

Well the cops came last night and didn't do a damn thing except make them turn their car around. But I verbally machined gun them. I shamed, admonished, and cussed them out. I told the bitch mom i would park a beat up car in front of her house every day and see how she liked it. She replied "then we'll park in your driveway". The cop said "no you won't" and I said "good, then i'll have you towed". Unreal, and to think these people have kids. They actually have and 8 yr old. After I called them all "fuckers", fat ass dad said "your a real good example for my 8 yr old" and I said "oh, and you are" then he went inside like a little bitch. To be honest I didn't see the kid there but he should learn his parents are trash. I verbally assualted the teenager who parks in front of my house today. So now they're going to hear shit from me every time i see them and my friends going to let me park his beat up car in front of their house. This is actually starting to be fun!! Ha