Sorry, I wont be at work today because......

finish that sentence!

i am interested in hearing how the "fthis" community completes that statement.

there are hilarously wicked people on this website.

my answer, which i should have put into action on this friday:

"sorry, I wont be at work today because...."

....you all suck.


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Submitted by MANDEENA on Fri, 12/08/2006 - 14:32.

Because, it's fucking Friday.

Submitted by MANDEENA on Fri, 12/08/2006 - 14:34.

I can't wait to see how creative others are!!!! This is a great posting!

Submitted by Pantero on Fri, 12/08/2006 - 20:04.

...because my rifle ran out of ammo. I'll come for you fuckers on Monday. Have a good weekend! *click*

Submitted by Mister X on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 00:21.

Nice

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Submitted by schneidster on Fri, 12/08/2006 - 20:16.

I have better things to do than to kiss your ass all day long.

Submitted by juliewess on Fri, 12/08/2006 - 21:40.

You're all fucktards and asshats and I simply cannot waste a good friday being in your presence when I could be getting drunk or high.

Submitted by Mister X on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 00:24.

"I have a time limit for working with assholes...and your's is up!"

This is a quote from a former fthis job.com site member I saved.

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Submitted by moezot on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 01:21.

because the zipper the kevlar skin-suit I have to put on everyday to put up with you fuckers broke

Submitted by Pantero on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 07:46.

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH! GOD BLESS THIS MAN FOR HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

Submitted by pratmeister on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 01:39.

There are infomercials on the box and it's more fulfilling than doing your filing for you.

Submitted by Mohammed Ismail on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 06:59.

I am writing blogs to fthis job...which is what i do at work anywayz.

Submitted by UncleJR on Sat, 12/09/2006 - 16:23.

"I have eye problems. I just can't see coming in to work today"

Submitted by faerycatcher85 on Wed, 12/13/2006 - 19:22.

"because I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my @$$ coming to work today."

Submitted by jas22 on Thu, 10/04/2007 - 16:08.

i am so proud of each and every posting here! it brings me to tears-- oh, no, it doesnt. thats just the pen point i purposely stuck in my eye earlier today.

but im still proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!