I didnt really do much actual "work" today because....

...because i spent hours looking around the office for an unused telephone; the one in my cube was broken to bits after slamming it repeatedly to abruptly end conversations with your stupid clients.

...because the sports page was much better reading.

...well, when the hell CAN i surf the internet to get my christmas shopping done?

...because i hate you.

...because "fthisjob" is great reading.

...because any website is great reading.

...because all the work i DID do was undone by you, my exalted, honored, head-in-his-ass boss.

please, continue.....


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Submitted by AlmostOut on Mon, 12/11/2006 - 17:50.

..the synapses aren't really firing like they're supposed to after all the pot I smoked and the liquor I drank this weekend to numb the inevitable Monday Morning Pain.