fuck this job.com

... and you're calling because you have a position that a) pays entirely on sales comission and/or b) has the words "account" and "manager" in the job title, be prepared for a verbal assault involving sexual impossibilities with farm animals before I hang up on you.

ps - nice to see after a year and a half of inactivity my account is still active! time to blog again!

shout outs to little nicky, sig sauer, cranky broad, and servicewithafakesmile (if any of you are still here)