Health Issues

It occured to me...
I was out sick from the 'new job' for 3 days due to the nasty funky sick environment that the building inflicts on us... essentially "Sick Building Syndrome"... some poor fuck brings in a bug and it vectors, and the next thing you know, it works it's way through the department and EVERYONE is sick as fuck... Management knows this... to the point where the "New Flu" even makes it on the local news nine because EVERYONE is sick...
What does management demand? A SICK Note from our Doctors stating we were sick and entitled to the time off!!!! WTF? This with a health plan that costs me a C-Note every time I walk in the door to see this Piece of Shytte Sawbones? Must be a kickback scheme or something... Between a violation of the Health Privacy Act (HIPAA) it also occured to me they state (HR) they want to track our health as part of their 'concern' for us....
on that Bull-Fucking-Grade-A-Bullshit.
Not unless the Motto I work under when from "Strive for the Best Customer Experience!" to "A Healthy Slave is a Happy Slave!"
I mentioned that to an HR puke and they fled from me... sort of like oh the Devil is supposed to shy away from the light and a bible.... HR pukes tend to run from the Truth like they were vampires and I was a whore offering a garlic-laden blowjob... Gawd what a bunch of scum...