Some Words Of Advice...

Here I am sitting in my fab hotel suite in Hawaii waiting to ring in the new year and I fire up the lap top and decide to check in with my good friends at ftj. Anyway, I am here on a "business trip" which means I get to see Boss lady in her bikini all day and even less at night. I guess you all are still slaving away to grind and hating your lives while wishing for something better. maybe you can get a job at a Target or a Walmart or something like that. I know there has to be a job that doesn't take much talent or brains and I'm sure one or two of you fine folks can pull that off. I can't wait for the New year to start because I get to fire a few of the drones on the 2nd and I can't wait.


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Submitted by IHateMyJob on Mon, 01/01/2007 - 08:22.

Ahahaha, keep writing that fiction! It gets funnier every time I read your postings. You'd better get moving, you don't want to be late for serving the breakfast rush at McDonalds.

Hahahahah!

Submitted by godless on Mon, 01/01/2007 - 12:26.

If you have such a great life, why are you alone in a hotel room writing on this blog on New Years??????????????????? You're pathetic.

Submitted by hermes on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 07:06.

Perhaps, the_magnet, the problem is that you're just an idiot with too
myopic a view to realize that you're just a corporate tool... or worse
a worthless piece of man meat to your slut of a boss. I happen to love my
job, being tucked away from ignorant fools like you in the protective cocoon
of my Ivory Tower. However, sometimes people like you say things so malicious,
which reveals such a pathetic lack of empathy for your fellow humans, that I
can't help but openly mock your futile existence in the corporate bubble.
The sad part, is that the "drones" of which you speak are intelligent enough
to realize that they are part of a monolithic system which has no personal
interest in those who support it, while you are apparently too simple minded,
or just plain stupid, to make this observation. So next time you are eyeing up
that whore of a boss you have, remember that when the "board members" decide it's
time to trim the fat via some corporate downsizing, and both she and you are
serving some drunk frat boys their drive through delights at 3am,
fulfilling her golden shower fantasies won't net you a promotion... dumbass.

Submitted by DOLILDANCE on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 21:36.

What a sad a loser...all by yourself wacking off in a hotel room. Next time you are in HI act like you have a life. I would consider anyone who sits in a Hotel by himself "ringing in the new year" or "checking in with friends on ftj" just as sad as can be.
I left my dog home all alone when I went out on new years too, when I came home he was looking lonely and licking his balls. I imagine your night was pretty similar??

Submitted by Bent II on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 22:57.

DOLILDANCE.....lollllll...
Pretty apt I'de say you nailed it!
I'm beginning to think Magnet is not just starved for attention, but that he/she may also be a masochist to make the comments made here on such a website.
Funny observance and very good.

Submitted by Pantero on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 23:38.

-->I left my dog home all alone when I went out on new years too, when I came home he was looking lonely and licking his balls. I imagine your night was pretty similar??<--

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Submitted by nacho_bitch on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 23:44.

While I was waiting to ring in the new year, I was hanging out with my boyfriend and a couple of close friends, enjoying cocktails and paying attention to them and laughing my arse off. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy ftj.com, but during that happy time, it was miles from my mind. Wonder why it was on yours??

Submitted by Rakkasan101st on Wed, 01/03/2007 - 00:12.

-->I left my dog home all alone when I went out on new years too, when I came home he was looking lonely and licking his balls. I imagine your night was pretty similar??<--

It might be if the_maggot HAD any balls to begin with!