THE RETURN

It’s been a long, strange journey since I have graced the community with my diction, so at the behest of my moral compass I am daring to delve once again into that familiar yet unsettling anecdotal terrain affectionately referred to as “bloggerland”. Not that it’s beneath me, It’s just that at times it can be a little soul-sucking knowing you are giving feeble minds verbal pornography without compensation. And while my subject material has taken different form, the venomous bile spewing from my oral orifice via digital manipulation has not lost its luster.
First, let me apologize for not gracing the community with my ever-engaging banter. As has been stated before, you need me like Bush needs his Saddam. One without the other may be seemingly dangerous, but alone they sure as shit don’t bring the high-drama we need to fuel our voyeuristic sensations. My fabled lore within the community only exists because of you, and my gratitude is sincere.
For those who don’t know me, allow me to introduce myself yet again. I am a fatheaded capitalist that called the whole community to the carpet some 3 years ago and elicited a verbal riot that made Trump V. Rosie seem like they were exchanging niceties. And as much as I like to think I am polarizing, I’m comfortable enough in my own arrogance to understand that the majority of you did hate me. But like a true villain, your contempt fueled my ego and I relished the role of the black hat. And not to disappoint, I will still wear that badge of disgust with pride. It’s just that I have re-channeled my hostility towards GUESS WHAT????? MY JOB!!!!!! That’s right my sheeplings, not unlike you I’m not to keen on my vocational situation as well. Don’t get it twisted. This ain’t some cheap Machiavellian heel turn ploy. Quite frankly, I got bored with calling you all out. It just became so....easy? So while I will TRY to refrain from my legendary verbal chastising, (yes, even the inhuman have compassion) I will NOT let my piss and vinegar dissipate. GET READY!!!!


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Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 01:26.

You are a Legend in your own mind. LOL! No hard feelings for my past replies I hope. I am much more mellow now.

Since you are blogging actively, I guess I'll have to *cough* delete any "name calling",as I call it, that get's directed at you.

So you get the same rights as everyone else. It should be interesting to see how they go at you. Very interesting.

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Submitted by ndiezel on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 02:24.

I like my responses like I like my Vodka, uncut. I can hold my own. I'm doing it right now...oh, wait. Wrong site, sorry!

Submitted by Bent II on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 02:10.

So tell us....what do you hate about your job?

Submitted by ndiezel on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 02:29.

Don't worry. Like any good dope dealer, I only give you a little bit a time.

Submitted by HangingOnToHope on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 15:10.

Thesaurus boy has come back to the very community he chastised for support. Did his best laid plans not work out? Did circumstances out of his control change? Is he feeling trapped at his job? Did he become a play toy for his malicious boss? Has he become, gulp, one of us? AhHaHaHa

Submitted by ndiezel on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 16:09.

Is it beyond your comprehension that one may so eloquently and articulately lambaste others without a net? You would think with all that $$$ you paid (and are still paying) for your Associates Degree you may have just picked up a vocabulary, even if through osmosis. You're coming to a gun fight with a water pistol, son. I'll spare you now but don't draw my ire.

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 23:27.

That should bring him down a peg. Great reply!

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Submitted by jas22 on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 16:23.

youre writing isnt so slick, ricky.

"...the venomous bile spewing from my oral orifice via digital manipulation has not lost its luster." that is just so stupid.

Submitted by ndiezel on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 16:56.

Stupid is someone who hogs up a bunch of bandwidth with mindless, inanimate drivel that only pertains to their own respective miserable work situation that elicits no replies.
That’s stupid.

Submitted by AlmostOut on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 18:12.

Dude, it seems like your life revolves around writing some verbose, wordy, garrulous, grandiloquent, long-winded, palaverous blog. You use big words, but that doesn't really make any of your posts appealing or even readable. Your sentences run on and on and on, and as stated earlier, you come off as a thesaurus-whore. Your analogies are hardly original, and I might go as far as to call them "trite"! Hah - how's that for a big word?

"graced the community with my diction" - you're a modern day William Shakespeare now, arent you?

"verbal pornogrpahy without compensation" - you gotta be kidding me, bro. Aside from it being lame, its a gross misuse of the English language. Verbal pornography? wtf?

"THE RETURN" - you act like your the coming of some cyber-messiah.

Dude, we all hate our jobs. We all came here to rant. This isint "iliketosoundsmart.com" It's kind of funny, and a little creepy that you are so excited to start blogging on some website again. You're posting again, and to put it succinctly, nobody cares.

Submitted by Mister X on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 23:28.

Great name. I'm lovin this.

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Submitted by ndiezel on Thu, 01/18/2007 - 18:39.

...and yet you are responding?!?!?!?!? Why don't you be the "thesaurus-whore" you are and see how many euphemisms you can come up with for “Irony” and “Scoreboard”!!!!!!!

Submitted by nacho_bitch on Fri, 01/19/2007 - 05:09.

...and I never did. Number one, my energy is precious and must be expended elsewhere. Number two, I find you mildly amusing. Your writing is far from excellent; anyone who has taken college English 101 knows how to embellish anything in order to make themselves sound smarter than they really are, or just to stretch a one-page paper into a five-page paper so that they meet the professor's requirement. Obviously you never made it too much farther than that, as professors in higher-level classes can quickly spot such tactics and give those papers C's at best, reserving the A's for those who can state their purpose concisely.

You're not smarter than average and most likely not very educated either. Actors are amusing. That's why people love theater so much.

Submitted by Bent II on Sat, 01/20/2007 - 06:21.

Ok... more like a modern day William Shatner.....the blog version.

But entertaining none the less. I am imagining ndiesel's diction being about the same as Captain Kirks, only more long winded and without the tummy truss. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
But still, have to admit to reading and getting a chuckle. Will continue to watch the antics.

Submitted by Mister X on Mon, 04/16/2007 - 01:50.

Like his erections, it never happened. There WAS no "Return".

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Submitted by opsidewalk on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 20:01.

Sometimes you just need to vent a little. Sure, some of the comments may seem "beneath you" but everyone needs to let off a little steam once in a while. If we worked for perfect employers, then the TV show "The Office" wouldn't be so wildly popular. It's just a fact of life that there are some days that warrant a vent-fest, even if you, me, or the other guy are great employees. It happens. Things go badly. Mistakes happen. People get overstressed. People get paycuts or passed over for raises even when they are the best of the best. Not everyone can get promoted if everyone is doing the best job because it can't be all chiefs and no indians. Sometimes we don't have the right look for the job, but we are the brains behind the operation. Sometimes we have family obligations that prevent us from being the stellar indispensible employees that we want to be. Sometimes we're just frustrated at the office politics in general. Guess what? We're human, and venting is healthy so that we don't go and take it out on our spouses or kids. Everyone has a point of contention. So please allow us to vent our venom in an anonymous blog so we can go back to being the great employees our gosh-darn wonderful employers hired.

Submitted by Libraryass on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 20:24.

Ndiezel,
What the hell is wrong with you. There are people in the world that do their job to perfection, but still hate the freaking place. I have never had a bad performance review in my life, never pissed off an employer, and have had many praises as to how I do such a great job. However, MY JOB STILL BLOWS. I hate it here. It is boring!If people want to write about how pissed off they are at the moment or how much their job sucks, or rant how about stupid decisions that people make, then let them. Why would you come to this site to try to make people feel worse than they already do? If you are trying to make people miserable, GUESS WHAT?! The people here already are. So, take your verbal vomit and go find a web site where happy people blog and try to put them down. It should be more satisfying for you.