fuck this job.com

And before I head out, I have a stomach ache and I'm already dreading the time I have to spend with the fucktards I work with.

Short arm man- make one more sexual comment to me. Go ahead. I have my cell phone in my pocket set to speed dial. My husband will hand your ass to you. Count on it motherfucker!

Fred Flintstone- you have a low I.Q.. You are not funny. You are an offensive asshole, and the biggest fucktard of them all. You cried like a blubbering baby to save your ass when you threw a temper tantrum and the boss called you out like a naughty child!!! I could plainly see you were an asshole before, but now you can add pussy to the list!!!

Dry drunk slut- If you need help ask for it plainly. "I need people" is not "I need a follow". The place was desolate last night, "I need people" sounds like "I need customers". Next time you try to get people to feel guilty for not helping when you didn't ask the right way I'm gonna flip a large tray on its wide end and shove it up your ass.

*whew* That's better.