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I HATE MY WORK I HATE MY BOSS8mths prior, was in deepshit, lost job, wife left, bank empty, friends bailed. Approached a "friend", who is now my boss. Promised to take me on, under his wing, to train me, improved my life and all that glorious hogwash. His company dealt with oil and gas industry. To me, it was a job. So fuck that, I need to eat, and shit, if you want to paint me the rainbows after the rain, go ahead. Says I need to be contracted for 24mths because company will "invest" to train me into an engineer. Stupid me, signs on the dotted line. Desperation can send you to new levels of stupidity. I got a diploma in mechanical, studied basics in turbine principles. My boss? A certification in english language, and a headful of shit ozzing out his fat head. Picture: 8mths later. Doing shit admin jobs. The little rug they pull out everyonce and then to step on and clear mess under the shoes. Even so, never appreciated for doing jobs, just always picked on those things undone. Holding a namecard with title "Engineer" but making coffee for the boss. Always sacarstically insulted for being 15 mins late everyday, when the boss comes in late 2hours everyday. Tells me to be a thinking soldier when all ideas and writeups and proposals done go straight into the bin. Manages computers/servers/ and company brochures, company website. gets the look for going to 2 hour lunches one afternoon of the week when i don't go for lunch EVERYDAY for more than 20mins, entitlement is 1hr in the contract. Gets to do all the faxing, filing, product sourcing, sorting, cheque issuing, dropping mails, calls, meeting arrangements, you get the idea... Mind you, i was trained in school to be a technical personnel. But i adapted to the job, BECAUSE I NEED TO PUT FOOD ON MY TABLE. No sign of company investing money to send me for training. I cant quit, cant afford to pay the penalty in the contract. Cant get out of this hellhole. I sit here all day waiting for the 6 oclock bell to ring. Oh wait, thats my watch, because i am the ONLY employee doing all the work for 2 directors and 1 engineer. I just want to say this to my boss: You always have options Dude. Always. For instance, are they making you do ILLEGAL things? Your contract is unenforcable if they are doing that. Go to www.breakyournoncompete.com. Even though you didn't sign a non-compete, the legal principles probably apply to your contract. I signed a noncompete but that website told me it wasn't enforcable. Document any illegal requests with dates and times. Your contract might be garbage. Keep the faith. Good luck. Dude you are a common lazy ass fuck. If you WANT your job, don't be 15 minutes late, dipshit, and don't piss and moan because you are doing paperwork. There's a reason your wife, kids and dog left. You are a fucking loser. Hey bud there are always options, you just have to outsmart your boss. To the everday manager they like to play games. So fuck them. Here is my story. I took a job 1.5 years ago. I hated it the first week I started including my dickhead boss that I got into an argument my first week. So, what did I do. I researched all of the policies and found that they re-imburse all of my college, training, re-location and other things. I got my boss the second week I started to sign all of the paperwork to do these things. He was so stupid he did not even read the paperwork and signed it blindly. Long story short. My college is going to cost 50k at the end of december 2005, 20k in re-location expenses because I had to move fro the job, 75k in training all over the country whenever I can go and take it and the big fucken kicker will be next september 2006 I will get my masters degree which will cost another 40k. All paid for by this stupid fuck. He is going to pay for my college education and a future career. I have a associates now in MIS, a bachelors in Business Management (funny I would choose this)and in Septmeber I will get a Masters in Information Technology all bought and paid for by this stupid prick. Yeah I do kiss his ass now and sometimes get into a little trouble, but in the end I will WIN!. Oh! forgot to mention I have a 3.8 GPA in college and graduating Magna. The biggest kicker will come next year when I get my masters degree, get a new high high high paying job (I get paid pretty well now, but no pay is worth a prick of a boss) and leave at 5:00 pm one day and never return not even to quit. All in all he will pay close to a 1/2 a million in costs (education, salary,training) before I am gone. So, he educates me and pays me. One day I will walk away laughing. So this is how you out smart a fuckhead boss. If you really hate it that much, just fuck up everything you do. Don' t work as hard, come in late and force them to fire you. Make it so hard for them to want to keep you by being a royal fuckup/ asshole at work. If they fire you, you won't be penalized will you? Afterwards, just don't put the asshole on your resume. I hate my boss too and I fuck her around all the time by doing really small extremely annoying things like hiding one of her shoes ( I work from an office in her house). It's great fun to watch her bellowing and going red and angry - all just for the want of a single shoe....She's an evil bitch I used to have fun in the cough drop company I used to work for where the bosses were abusive and harrassing. One day I snuck in the bosses office and cut his phone cord on his phone. When the scumbag cam back from his long lunch and went to lift the receiver and dial it took him a few minutes to wonder why he wasn't getting a dial tone and then he went nuts for an hour slamming doors and having a tantrum. It was fun to watch and it made for some good Friday afternoon entertainment. I would just like to tell you that I have a Job that doesnt pay that well. But at least it give me 2 weeks paid vacation, sick leave, paid holidays. O ya almost forgot i do almost nothing all day long. I send other people to work and then get paid for paying them. Fuck you! yes your on the botton. But think of it this way he helped you out when you couldn't help yourself. Think about that. Fuck you! why dont you say thank you. You have a paycheck. The guy i send to work every day would jump at your job. ASSHOLE You want this guy to be thankful for a job he hates. That's sick! Stop telling others what YOU think is good for them. If I think a Mercedes is making me look bad and I want a Rolls Royce that's O.K.!! You can't tell others what's good for them. Know why? THEY KNOW BEST! Because you're just another person NOT BORN HERE telling us what to do! Get LOST! You're an IDIOT! You don't even SPEAK ENGLISH! I hope someone calls the BCIS on your pathetic a*s and you get DEPORTED BACK to the 3rd world shitehole you were born in. LOSER! as your country will refer to it, if your home country is so good why the hell do they need skilled immigrants to contribute to the everchanging land of milk of land and honey, you english, if your ass is not sore, then you are on heat, and then you take the benefits and what a lazy buch of sods you are, you people just exhaust the many foreigners who contributed with our time and efforts in the nonchalant poverty stricken lives you lead at present. SO drop dead ok, we might be third world but we dont confuse, treat people with disgust and sheer intolerance we have FEELINGS, And we go through struggles because your great britain and USA take from our great countries and wound our lives to contribute to your meal at night what is you eat now, shepards pie and gravy whilst we eat lovely fresh cream pastries and look forward to enjoying dicussions on how to increase our cash flow-YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR STINKING MOUTH WITH RINSEAID AND WHILST YOU AT IT TAKE YOUR FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR ASS-YOU KANT Ruth, I am afraid you are a total loser of the sort that gives America a bad name. If this guy wants to btich about his boss, then he can - you don't need to be American to do that. You racist bitch Good comment, I do however believe that your undergraduate level of the written English language would suggest that the shit hole you are the boss of would amount to a living standard that only those in the second world would aspire to. Ps. I left out punctuation so as not to confuse. Cheers Mark Sounds like a manager amongst us. The problem with business adn therefore the jobs we work is the structure that is used. A "manager" is by itself a waste because that person inheritly learns to spend more time one personal image and polotics than why the company needs his/her little widget of a department in the first place. If half of those resources were used towards a levelized structure with a project based leadership teaming mechanism in place they would put GE to shame in size and profitability. Work suck (a given)!!! To say this guy should be happy because he has a job is pathetic. You have bought in to the crap that you learned in college or in "the world" afterwards. Sad man. You'll look back and get it. You ARE part of the problem. My boss is a fuck stick, too. Hate her guts down to her cunt. All she does is make idiot requests and threaten you when you don't do her stupid shit. I have a one year contract, four months left. I'm not even gonna look back on her ass face when I leave. Back to college. That's one circus where the clowns don't fuck you on the elephant ride. My last boss was a real MUTT! He and I did not communicate effectively with one another. Once we even had a mediator in with us. You and everyone else. Sorry for your troubles. Just keep trying to do better for yourself...it could be worse. You just need to start over. Seriously, you oughta meet my mother-fucker of a boss. Seriously, what you've mentioned here doesn't even cut the surface of the daily bullshit I get. Be grateful you only work for one wanker like this. I have 2 of them to wrestle with each day. And I'm going to fucken exterminate the whole lot of them....... I can't believe this...I too have had my share of bad bosses. I hated and still hate my last. He is still trying to screw with my life even after I have left. I don't even use him on my resume. All I can say is that we need a website where the little guy can speak up and let the "big guy" know what the rest of the world thinks of them. Oh, but remember, if you do speak up, you will then be branded a person with an "attitude problem". Give me a break!! There are some people who should not be allowed the position of authority. I hate my job too. I have to work nights in this factory and the boss thinks he's a fucking messiah. I've seen pondlife that would whoop his ass at an intelligence test. He's always saying he's right coz he's been doing the job for years but I see easier, quicker and more efficient ways of completing tasks and I get shouted at for doing them this way? Why can't the asshole see i've just saved him 3 hrs of his day???? I wish wrestling was real coz i'd love to stunner his ass all over this shithole of a factory. Fucking moron Blimey. Been having a bad time at work recently, so put the right words in to be directed to this lovely website. Actually, I feel a lot better now about everything. Thank you so much. You people have made me see that my life is pretty good after all. Keep up the good work! I HEAR ALL OF YOU, MY BOSS IS A COCK SWAB TOO, GOOD TO SEE THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. FORTUNATELY THERE IS A JOB THAT SUITS PERSONS JUST LIKE US...ENTRENEPUER I work for the meanest little mother that ever walked this green earth, min hols ,poor conditions,shit pay and on top of all that hes a patronising cunt, taht skis n plays golf, needless to say hes the same height as himmler was Your grammar sucks. Only your attitude is worse. If I had an ungrateful friend like you, I'd get rid of him. Please don't kill yourself based on my email. You should wait on at least one more that points you out to be worthless. I HAVE WORKED AT SHITTY JS SAINSBURYS CORPERATE FUCKING ASS HOLES, FOR TO LONG NOW I HATE MY PRICK LICKING MANAGER HE NEEDS A SERIOUS BEATING FOLLOWED BY BEING ASS RAPED BY GODILLA I D LIKE TO MENTION HIS NAME AT THIS POINT. .ITS" NIGLE "THERE ARE 2 OTHERS AS WELL ONLY NAMED AS MARK AND COLLIN BUT THEY WORK AT SOUTHEND ON SEA IN ESSEX ENGLAND!!! FEEL FREE TO WALK UP AND JOB THEM DIRECTLY POINT BLANK IN THE FUCKING FACE THE WORK NUMBER TO CALL IS ... FEEL FREE TO ABUSE THESE PEOPLE AT WILL!!!!!PRANK THEM BUG THEM OR BEAT THEM AS LONG AS YOU CAUSE THEM PAIN GRIEF AND SUFFERING YOUD BE SERVING A GREAT CAUSE I SWEAR NIGLE IS HAVING A GAY AFFAIR WITH "MARK" . .FAGGOTS I WANT TO HAVE A SQUARE-GO WITH THEM AND I WANT TO TEAR THEIR SKIN OFF AND FEED IT TO THEIR INCEST RIDDEN FAMILY AND THEN SELL THE KIDS AS COMPENSATION MONEY TO STARVING CATTLE FARMERS.... YOU MAY HAVE GUEST I STILL HOLD A GRUDGE!!!! BUT APART FROM THE OH SO POOR WAGES THE COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT FOR HUMANS .. BELIEVE ME THES WANKERS ARE NOT HUMAN!!! THE DISCUTING THINGS THESE SO CALLED MANAGERS DO TO THE FOOD MOST OF ITS OUT OF DATE AND REPACKAGED AND THE FACT ID RATHER EAT MY OWN SHIT STRAIGHT FROM AN OVER USED CLUB TOILET THAN WORK FOR THESE DILLINQUENT MOTHER FUCKING C U N T'S !!!! hi my names chloe i was just wondering if u still work at sainsburys and if not wen did u leave??? cuz my bf used to work der and i no de people ur talkin bout...nigel,mark.collin, but i dnt no dem as friends just threw my bf. but anyway i was wondering did u no my bf he started in july or mayb august time 2003 but left in november 2004 so u may of cum across him hs name is scott parish he worked on the food to go counter. let me know ethier way plz. add me if u ave msn lady_blondie2002 if not then just email me bk ok thanx alot... oh and i hope u ave found a job u like now lol xxxxxxxx I work in an office of two the boss and me. Things are fine except for the boss's wife. She bosses him around and at my expense. She tells him if and when I am getting paid and if I am doing my job right. I only know this because a friend of my bosses told me she says things to him about me. Mind you she has never held down a job and can barely form a sentance. I have asked my boss if he is happy with my work to which he always says yes you are the best. I don't know what to do about the situation with the bitch... any suggestions? its hard to fight against the invisible. The only real way you can is bu being invisible. My brother had a couple similar situations to what some of you are describing. First he went to work for a former frat brother in what seemed like a great sales position. He discovered that the guy was a total a-hole who not only had an excuse for not delivering commission but also would verbally abuse his wife in front of his employees, calling her a "dumb c***" and other such delightful names. Then my brother went to work in a job that he enjoyed, and he liked the company owner. But the guy's wife, who co-managed the company, was such a crazy psycho that my brother had to leave. Luckily my brother's story has a happy ending. After many long hard years of training he is a well-respected firefighter and paramedic and loves his job. May we all be so lucky! i hate her she thinks she's the most intellectual creature in this planet! her presence in this place is like a roach contaminating a perfectly polished kitchen. SOMEBODY PLEASE SQUASH THE BUG!!!!!! i can totally understand your dilemma!!! my boss is totally GHETTO-FAB!!! I don't hate my job, but I don't like bosses. They don't do the work, I do, and they get paid more than me. Don't feel alone cause there are alot of jobs like that out there.I know cause...I work at one!! Just remember this. You have to eat. i used to live in oakland california and i had a friend who shot and killed his boss because he was so mad. Hes now serving a life sentence. i dont care how much shit the boss talks i put up with it anyways after seeing what happend to my friend. Yeah, man, you can always leave. Anything you have to do is better than to be rotting in jail. I sure wish your friend could take back what he did. That's a terrible shame. Please, don't anyone go psycho and shoot your boss--the a-hole ain't worth it! dont you think you have maybe just maybe gone off the edge on a verbally abusive rampage, you guys. You said "it isnt a chore to communicate yourself is it." Not a chore? I have asked my Psycho-Owner-Boss a million questions and he NEVER answers my questions. Please. What do you do when your boss DOES NOT answer the damn question.Ever. He just ignores it and says something else. You probably have been in the same job for 20 years with the same supervisor. You said: "life cant be that bad." Where are you writing from, a mental institution? My boss says to your face if you complain "I CAN GET YOU ANOTHER JOB...". Being threatened You said:"people arent really that bad". I think you might be feeling a little sick today. Better lie down. I can see that YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN HELL LIKE US. Fairy tale land is your best bet. Not here. Good luck and good night. Am I right folks? Here it is again "people arent really that bad". Wow. Isn't that something to read? [Moderator] Life is like a bowl of cherries! La-dee-da! Now go plant flowers and paint rainbows. Aren't you taking precious time away from forwarding your "Pass this on to ten friends you want to hug..." e-mails? There is no edge to verbally abusive rampages, so no, no one here thinks they have gone off the edge. (It should be "over" the edge, by the way.) what Candyfatty is taking- are probably company goons who've some how caught on that their employees are blogging. It's happened to someone I know. He decried the appalling working conditions he faced at his job and somehow they found the site and actually logged on to defend the company. AT THE DIRECTION OF THE BOSS!!! I suppose that even they realize the potential for revolution that can happen when a bunch of people who've had it get together, even online. What a bunch of sick bastards. Stay the fuck off the blogs. Spend your time doing what you do best-trying to screw workers and pretending you don't have it coming. holy shit.i was just trying to lighten up the conversation a bit. i am flattered by the fantasy that i am a corporate goon conspiring against you with a semi positive message in hand. ajob for twenty years would be lucky.i actually just changed jobs becuase my job was driving me over the edge or off the edge or whatever gets you off. I know you were trying to say something bad there, but all I remember was the part about the fat joint. Studies show that our ambition would be even more diminished after the weed, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Sadly, my job drug-tests. "maybe its your lack of ambition that is really getting you down, think about it." More great wisdom from the guru of corporate wisdom. Are you taking notes people? This guy has all the answers. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY! [Moderator] I'll make it real easy to understand: SHOOT THE MOTHER FUCKER Why don't you look into doing network marketing on the side of your job? Build it up over time to replace your full-time income. 1) It will give you something to focus on Just a suggestion, Independant distributor for a successful home based business, started in March 2006 and every month in profit. I now help others start their own business from home, regardless of their situation. Ivan Darch On a positive note, I found it's a little easier to try to not take her too seriously, i.e. the "grain of salt" advice. It works. Also, in several months, I will be somewhere else. Anyway, here it goes. She's old (50), arrogant, fat, ugly, and has an UNMEDICATED obsessive-compulsive disorder and a passion for creating drama out of small, everyday things, and micromanagement. She gets offended very easily (which I am learning to exploit discreetly, i.e make the cunt suffer psychologically). She makes comments like "I need to put some weight on you" (I am 6'2", 175 lbs). No, you pot-bellied pig, you need to LOSE the weight. It's all relative you fucking cow. Eat a little less, or a lot less and stay away from the guys with the harpoons, and definitely stay away from the woods when the hunting season starts. I wish she was fucking dead, her and her whole fucking family. I can't believe some asshole married this cunt several months ago. What a masochistic pussy of a man. There..that feels better. Very therapeutic. Just curious (don't want no mello-yello jokes, folks)...are you still in the same job? I work for this big corp. 20 years ago they never fired anyone. (Now they do but they call it layoffs...funny how they are laying off every month and hiring every month.) Friend of mine had another friend who wanted to get fired. Tried all the usual stuff and could not get fired. So he stood on his desk and urinated on the papers. Got him fired really fast. I hope the story is true and not apocryphal because I LOVE IT! |
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