fuck this job.com

This shit is so fucking stupid on so many levels.

First, these two assholes I work with thought it would be funny to stir up a bunch of shit. They started spreading a rumor around about a very big bonus I got. That's really funny since I didn't actually get one. I do get a modest bonus each quarter, but I'm new in the position and haven't actually received the first one yet.

These people are so fucking stupid that they didn't even question it. They just believed it when they were told that I was bragging about the HUGE ($20,000) bonus I got and all the things I was going to buy with it. Now, they are all pissed as can be.

Second, even if they do somehow believe that bullshit, every one of them was offered my job before I accepted it. Each of them could have had this fantasy bonus if they would have accepted my job but none of them wanted the headache that I have for 10 hours a day.

Third, this one stupid bitch's husband used to do the job I do. She's having a conniption fit because her husband never got a bonus. Well, I have news for her. He did! I know he did, because I was shown his bonus plan when they offerd the job to me. He was hiding his bonus from her stupid ass and she's so fucking clueless that she's bitching about how he never got one! She is dumber than an oyster fart.

I think I'm going to go buy a new car I can't afford just so they can keep hating me for no reason. Fuck all of them!