Another goddam recruiter.....

....These job searches are a bitch. None of the 5000 resumes sent have brought anything, not as much as a fucking prank phone call. All I get is calls from fucking recruiters, who just collect applicants, waste an hour or two of your time filling out goddam paperwork and then they have NOTHING to show you. WTF??? Why the fuck even waste people's time with this bullshit. Fucked up thing is, these places just look at the fucking stupid fuck resumes and know NOTHING about you. You could be the greatest person in the world, but there have NO way of knowing that from the fucked up resume. I could be Steven Spielberg, but if I don't have fucking Titanic on my resume I'm just another dumb schmuck. This is fucked up. They are definitely missing some cool and smart people that are out there, but maybe don't exactly have what they want on the resume. FUCK FUCK THIS RESUME HELL. FUCK IT!!!!!! I'm applying for welfare benefits tomorrow. Fuck it. Or another idea, get that $8/hr job...and apply for ALL the fucking state and federal benefits, you will sure as hell qualify. Do the bare minimum of the job, just enough to make it look like you are doing something. Goddam fucked up corporations and their shitty HR departments. fuck fuck fuck. And you wonder why there are work related shootings all the time. shit, no fucking wonder.


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Submitted by faerycatcher85 on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 23:15.

If it would make you feel any better......
(phone) *ring* *ring*
*you answer phone*
*me* "Hey! is your refrigerator running? why don't you go, chase it!"
*click*

:)

Submitted by jobsarehell on Wed, 03/28/2007 - 06:55.

If anyone wants to chat about their shit jobs, or related matters hit me up on skype, my skype name is jobsarehell
Maybe we can set up a weekly conference call on Skype Live, it's free!!! That could be kind of cool. We can bitch, complain, laugh and cry......swear. Maybe one of us gets lucky and hooks up a decent job and can help out the others....kind of a community thing. Any thoughts?

Wally

Submitted by wageslaveZ on Mon, 04/09/2007 - 00:02.

Just makes it easier to fellate your way into a real job. I'd almost sell a testicle to have an interview with Toyota. I hear they pay moronic hillbillies 60K/yr to put cars together, last time I checked, people in the UAW and the Big 2.5 don't make that much after all the union dues they pay to not keep their jobs.