fuck this job.com

... When :

1. A customer is totally pissed off and seconds away from closing their account because they can't take any more crap from the company?

2. When the office router shits itself.

3. To put a single screw in the wall to hold a fucking picture frame.

4. When the power goes out completely, and to kick the generator into life because the company is too tight to get a fucking emergency cutover system installed.

5. To fix the fucking lights.

6. To move the desks.

7. To add another phone or PC to the local network, and then to switch it back because they changed their mind.

... I'll tell you who to call ...

NOT ME.