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My bosses are fucking morons

Hello everyone,

I hate my fucking job sooooo fucking much. I have 2 bosses, both of whom are fucking morons. They compete with each other for the title of "Biggest Fucking Moron Asshole Dickhead Lying Fuckface In The Universe". One is a fucking imported limey dickhead who is just a fucking idea stealing oxygen thief slimey lying sack of pig shit and the other is some fucking over educated under achieving bullshitting fuck wit who's only reason for being hired in the first place is his MBA which stands for Master Bullshit Artist and I think he sucked off the VP of Ops. The useless cunt can't even add simple numbers without a calc. Un-fucking-believable!!!! I watched him amble through a simple billing statement where he had to move a decimal point 3 places and he needed a fucking calculator. Holy fucking shit!!!!!! I arrived at the magic number in my head and repeated it to him 11 fucking times before he stopped punching buttons and said the same thing and peered up from his fucking number cruncher with a "I'm so fucking smart" grin on his face.

I'm so fucking sick of both of them but more importantly, I wish this fucking shithole would just go tits up so I can get my severance and move on. After the 7 years I've invested here I don't want to leave empty handed but I don't know how much more of this shit I can swallow before I snap and punch the fucking shit out of somebody and drag them through the parking lot by their nutsack.

I need to find a creative way to get shitcanned but make sure I get a buyout before I get shown the door. I'll have another job the next day but I'll be dammed if I'm just going to quit and leave without a fucking dime.

Thanks for listening and caring ;)

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What type of job?
Submitted by soxfan2k4 on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 11:52.

At my first job at a helpdesk, I was so miserable and depressed that I needed an out, just like you, in any way, shape or form. It was right around 9/11, so the job market absolutely sucked. Still, I needed to so domething. I knew I wasnt going to be able to get a new job any time soon, but I couldnt stay at that rat-puke infested hellhole anymore. What I did was pick up the phone, and talk to the dial tone to make it look like I really was calling people back. Then I would pull emails out of the queue, and mark them as "call back" even though I didnt make on fucking effort to call them.

Eventually, the dumbfucks who ran the joint caught on, and I was canned. I rec'd a great severance package as well as unemployment. For the next three months, I lived the life of Riley.

Hang in there. There is a light at the end of the tunnel if you look hard enough!

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I'm still here
Submitted by Hugh_Jass_007 on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 06:15.

I'm still here 8 months later and so are those two useless cunts I answer to. God I hate this place 20 times worse than I did in April. I didn't think that was possible but I do.

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