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What teaching has taught me.

Where I begin? My all-female staff of hypochristians or the spawn of Lucifer that come through the doors in the supposed search of an education? Let's just say that I know I live in a "Third World" country, but it doesn't start to feel that way until around 8.30 am on a weekday.

First of all they put me to work as the I.T. teacher in a room with six computers. Are they out of their minds?! Somehow I rise to the challenge, don't ask me how. Now, I'm finding out that the rest of the staff thinks that I'm a poor young girl with problems who needs Jesus. A thought which I'm sure would not have occurred to them if I was married to some hairy, ungrateful ape and was sporting post maternal stretch marks. Oh, poor unmarried, childless me! I'm an old maid at 24. Grow the fuck up. At least I don't blame my problems on invisible bogeymen who work for the Devil and I can hold up a conversation about everyday shit without quoting the Bible every five seconds. Good God. Do you heifers realize how disgustingly BORING and ORDINARY you are? Stop acting as if working with children is a blessing. It isn't. To me, it's about paying the rent and having enough left over to have an occasional cup of coffee with my REAL FRIENDS after work.

And the kids. Today I left my laptop charging on my desk, I came in just in time to see one of the older kids about to pop it open so I yelled at him. No, I'm not sorry and I'll tell you why. The little fucker insisted that he hadn't touched it when I clearly saw him with his thumbs on the release clips. His class teacher who was supposed to be supervising them in the computer room at the time acted as if I was just a hysterical materialist. Fucking right I am. I PAID for that shit. It ain't school property. But you go on and believe the lying little motherfucker if you want. I'm not the one destined for a ride in the prison van.

So what HAVE I learned from teaching? I've learned that some people should really learn the proper way to use a condom.

Goddess out.

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Your Xtians aren't generally
Submitted by Xstate on Sat, 05/12/2007 - 14:01.

Your Xtians aren't generally a smart bunch so this doesn't surprise me. Teaching sucks too, they don't pay anything to do it and you get to deal with everyone's hellspawn everyday. I can see why there's a huge shortage of teachers in some states

Xstate
Islamic Republic of South Dakotastan

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What part of SD?
Submitted by kadoka on Sun, 05/13/2007 - 21:56.

I'm in the Black Hills.

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Vent...
Submitted by wantpizza on Sat, 05/12/2007 - 17:02.

Lol... vent your anger. God knows you can't hit their precious devils now.

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Wow...
Submitted by wageslaveZ on Sun, 05/13/2007 - 03:38.

Sounds like you work with multiple clones of that Bible-thumping cunt teacher from Donnie Darko.

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Is it ok
Submitted by kadoka on Sun, 05/13/2007 - 21:52.

if I worship you? You truly are a goddess!

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Well, I'm a christian
Submitted by nannyfingpoppinz on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 13:24.

Well, I am just shocked and appalled at the blasphemy that occurs on this disgusting site and you, young woman are an insult to all good christian women in the world. I am thuruly upset with the atrocities of you devil-demons!!! God is coming and will send you to burn in the pits of hell!!!
And I think you should go fuck yourslef.
JUST KIDDING!!!!!
Girl, I know exactly what you are going through! I'm 22 and people think that I should be shitting out kids already too! I live in the bible belt south and when people ask me what church I go to and I say none they look pretty fucking pissed. "what's a pretty young woman like you doing without the lord?" they'd say. FUCK EM!
Not that I hate christians, my whole family is but I hate people that treat you like shit for not being like them.
Just be strong baby girl. You are allowed to be who you feel.
Oh yeah, and other people's kids are shit!

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I am in East River, Kadoka.
Submitted by Xstate on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 17:27.

I am in East River, Kadoka.

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On a further note, I don't tr
Submitted by Xstate on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 18:06.

On a further note, I don't trust Christians. I think they as a majority are a diseased people. Anyone who believes in what they believe, I question their judgment as an individual. These people believe that bats are birds, that you can walk on water, that the earth is 7000 years old, that mustard seeds are the smallest things, etc.. I see that as delusional. I am not a bigot I am a realist, and you have to be careful around their kind. My parents follow Christianity, and I see all kinds of personal problems because of it. That religion is a threat to all of those who value liberty and opportunity. The sooner it dies out, the better the world will be.

Christianity = DEATH

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XState...
Submitted by Rakkasan101st on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 21:21.

Don't go so far as to judge too harshly... what other forms of belief out there do people have? Catholism, Islamofacism, 7 Day Adventism, Scientology, Protestantism... ALL forms of religion are inherently bizarre... essentially it boils down to "My Invisible Man in the Sky is Better than Your Invisible Man in the Sky" I mean hey... Me, I'm all about Dudeism... as in "The Dude Abides" and leave well enough alone... and don't harsh on our collective mellow man.

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The Dude Abides, hell yeah.
Submitted by wageslaveZ on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 21:41.

I love The Big Lebowski! Whenever life gives me shit, I just remember this song:

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah

(Kenny Rogers and Mickey Newbury: Just Dropped In: To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

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No I don't tolerate religious
Submitted by Xstate on Tue, 05/15/2007 - 18:52.

No I don't tolerate religious people. I consider them to be lower on the food chain. I will not treat livestock as equals to a human being! :(

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Hell... I am a 33 year old wo
Submitted by somuchdrama on Tue, 05/15/2007 - 21:01.

Hell... I am a 33 year old woman...I happen to enjoy teaching but it's only because I work with mice innocent 2,3,& 4 years olds....they're moldable and easy to scare!!! It would have been so much easier if when the little twit went to touch that very expensive piece of equipment which happens to be yours, if you could have just lunged and smacked the little fuckers hand away...I am so glad that I don't work with bible thumpers anymore...but I do get that oh you don't have any children...then I get this pity look...I want to look at the bitches and say....It's not that I CAN'T have children it's that after watching all you crazy bitches with yours I happen to like the freedom that I have and I CHOOSE NOT TO have children. If I want to go to the movies with my husband I get up and go....I we want to go have dinner together...not a problem...no children to pack up and no babysitters to pay...Maybe one day I'll feel different...but hey I with modern medicine I think I still have a good 10 to 15 child bearing years left....Good luck goddess at least the school year is almost over maybe you can find something better over the summer

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